*Official* England in South Africa 2019/20

[SeamUp]

What a test match !

The bowlers will be thanking their lucky stars there is a break before another slow wicket at PE.

 

[Mrpiggy]

You keep playing against the weaker sides, when Australia play you they always almost win, same for India, you're team is as **** as SA basically..

Celebrate that.. ****s!

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Stokes can play a bit.

 

[weldone]

Stokes is just a better more consistent version of peak Flintoff. Incredible cricketer.

He'll end up with a better career than Botham too

 

[Neptune]

You keep playing against the weaker sides, when Australia play you they always almost win, same for India, you're team is as **** as SA basically..

Celebrate that.. ****s!

Wanker.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

You keep playing against the weaker sides, when Australia play you they always almost win, same for India, you're team is as **** as SA basically..

Celebrate that.. ****s!

Enjoy your ban.

I will enjoy a pork bap to celebrate.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

He'll end up with a better career than Botham too

Na. More runs but will be 150 wickets behind.

 

[MW1304]

Haha stop biting jeez. Just enjoy the ride.

 

[Mrpiggy]

Ride on his mam!

 

[ajdude]

You keep playing against the weaker sides, when Australia play you they always almost win, same for India, you're team is as **** as SA basically..

Celebrate that.. ****s!

i've read this like eight times and i'm still not following. does this just seem like a bunch of random words to anyone else? am i having a stroke?

 

[ImpatientLime]

He'll end up with a better career than Botham too

lel easy now

botham got 14 centuries, 27 5-fers and 4 10-fers. pretty sure stokes hasn't got near a 10-fer yet.

 

[Mrpiggy]

I wish you would have a stroke! Can't even comprehend English... Says it all really. Frigin di#khead.

 

[slippy888]

Was DE Kock shot a rank bad one to get out

 

[vcs]

I wish you would have a stroke! Can't even comprehend English... Says it all really. Frigin di#khead.

Plenty doing just that to Stokes' spell

What a ****ing man.

 

[ajdude]

I wish you would have a stroke! Can't even comprehend English... Says it all really. Frigin di#khead.

threaten my very existence all you wish but please do not evade the swear filter

 

[Mrpiggy]

Sri Lanka, West Indies and Pakistan for tests this year, that's all you're playing, no big team there.... Convenient that (!)
Gutless wonders, celebrate beating a weak as pi$$ water SA side like you'd won something important! Hahaha.

Scum!

 

[91Jmay]

Was DE Kock shot a rank bad one to get out

Yeah was lazy, belted a long hop to mid wicket.

 

[ajdude]

wait ben strokes is motm? i mean that's objectively the wrong decision but ok

actually maybe not that clear cut. sibley was huge though, i get that stokes really moved the game along with his knock and took those wickets so uh whatever england are gutless anyway!! weak dogs!! etc

 

[slippy888]

Sri Lanka, West Indies and Pakistan for tests this year, that's all you're playing, no big team there.... Convenient that (!)
Gutless wonders, celebrate beating a weak as pi$$ water SA side like you'd won something important! Hahaha.

Scum!

England cricket board chose easy teams so England can climb up the rankings is that what you saying.

 

[Heboric]

Damnit Damint

Congrats England

Come on Joe, at least give credit to the opposition