*Official* New Zealand in Australia 2019/20

[The Hutt Rec]

The only explanation is that Santa brought him coal one year and he’s been shook ever since

He should have known an environmentalist like VB would be using a heat pump.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Wrong

Merely very unfunny at worst imo

 

[Flem274*]

this is good. just make the game as boring for australia as possible. smith will still likely outlast but it's one of the best strategies.

the only other is movement (lol) and forcing him into playing some wagnerball.

 

[OverratedSanity]

this is good. just make the game as boring for australia as possible. smith will still likely outlast but it's one of the best strategies.

the only other is movement (lol) and forcing him into playing some wagnerball.

It'll work against the others but you need a bit more against these two. Probably need Wagner doing Wagner things.

 

[OverratedSanity]

I don't follow NZ domestics so what happened to Henry and milne? Looked promising a few years ago but seem to have kinda disappeared.

 

[Prince EWS]

I don't follow NZ domestics so what happened to Henry and milne? Looked promising a few years ago but seem to have kinda disappeared.

Henry is in the squad and played a Test like a week ago.

Milne is perennially injured.

 

[Flem274*]

I don't follow NZ domestics so what happened to Henry and milne? Looked promising a few years ago but seem to have kinda disappeared.

henry is in this squad. milne spends a lot of his time injured and bowls a bit of a nothing length in red ball cricket. can dominate a white ball game and the odd red ball one but not a test option at this stage.

 

[vcs]

Shame about Milne (Bond Jr.). Was a good bowler to watch.

 

[Hicheal Michael]

Surely Kane knows that Santner is a poor selection.

How many more runs is he going to score than Somerville, seeing as he can't play the short ball?

 

[hendrix]

CdG has been good to Smith.

 

[hendrix]

think the slip cordon is possibly a bit too close

 

[OverratedSanity]

Shame about Milne (Bond Jr.). Was a good bowler to watch.

Yeah loved that action

 

[thierry henry]

Shame about Milne (Bond Jr.). Was a good bowler to watch.

Props for comparing Milne to Bond, so many people say Henry reminds them of Bond but their actions are nothing alike

 

[Spark]

Still can't get over that drop. Just unforgivable at this level.

 

[veganbob]

Surely Kane knows that Santner is a poor selection.

How many more runs is he going to score than Somerville, seeing as he can't play the short ball?

Hes playing smith into form. It's so disheartening to watch. It's a worse selection than anything pakistan pulled out in Australia

 

[Burgey]

Labushagne having a ridiculous run of form.

Plays the ball so late it's crazy. Great self-discipline.

 

[thierry henry]

I’m not even slightly trying to troll but...is it just me or is Labuschagne an extremely generic, unmemorable batsman to watch?

 

[Burgey]

Hes playing smith into form. It's so disheartening to watch. It's a worse selection than anything pakistan pulled out in Australia

Did he bend your missus over the bonnet of his VW or something mate?

 

[Burgey]

I’m not even slightly trying to troll but...is it just me or is Labuschagne an extremely generic, unmemorable batsman to watch?

He's very orthodox in his play despite some quirky movements otherwise. So pretty generic save (I think anyway) his straight driving and pull shot, both of which are exceptional. Plays those pull shots off balls which aren't that short because he judges length so well.

 

[veganbob]

Surely Kane knows that Santner is a poor selection.

How many more runs is he going to score than Somerville, seeing as he can't play the short ball?

Did he bend your missus over the bonnet of his VW or something mate?

I'm a woman. He cheated on my crush from the NZ selection team-cant say who sorry.