What are your chances of being alive in March 2077?

[Red]

****, I know I love an ATG scenario but imagine if they can reanimate exhumed corpses for the 2077 Bicentenary Test and we see:

Sid Barnes
Bill Lawry
Don Bradman
Steve Smith
Steve Waugh
Allan Border
Adam Gilchrist
Ray Lindwall
Shane Warne
Dennis Lillee
Glenn McGrath


Jack Hobbs
Herb Sutcliffe
Len Hutton
Wally Hammond
Ken Barrington
Peter May
Ian Botham
Allan Knott
SF Barnes
Jim Laker
Fred Trueman


based on Ashes performances only.

 

[SillyCowCorner1]

I'm pretty sure we'll have some robot cricketers by then averaging over 300 with the bat, and 0.005 with the ball.

 

[Lillian Thomson]

****, I know I love an ATG scenario but imagine if they can reanimate exhumed corpses for the 2077 Bicentenary Test and we see:

Sid Barnes
Bill Lawry
Don Bradman
Steve Smith
Steve Waugh
Allan Border
Adam Gilchrist
Ray Lindwall
Shane Warne
Dennis Lillee
Glenn McGrath


Jack Hobbs
Herb Sutcliffe
Len Hutton
Wally Hammond
Ken Barrington
Peter May
Ian Botham
Allan Knott
SF Barnes
Jim Laker
Fred Trueman


based on Ashes performances only.

Might be a bit difficult to reanimate cremations that had the Ashes (pun intended) scattered at sea.

 

[mr_mister]

I'm pretty sure we'll have some robot cricketers by then averaging over 300 with the bat, and 0.005 with the ball.

Both of those things being the norm at the same time would be difficult lol

 

[TheJediBrah]

lmao this thread is now about Gob's meme

***** likes are like runs against Bangladesh & Zimbabwe

 

[Athlai]

My ghost says **** you when you bump this in 2077 Morgie.

 

[morgieb]

My ghost says **** you when you bump this in 2077 Morgie.

I really hope if I'm still alive at that point I'd have forgotten about CW, lol.

 

[Coronis]

Both of those things being the norm at the same time would be difficult lol

Unless they’re only on the same team.

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

lmao this thread is now about Gob's meme

***** likes are like runs against Bangladesh & Zimbabwe

If you can't get them you're utter trash?

 

[Dan]

I'll be getting myself cryogenically frozen around 2050, so I will technically be dead in 2077 but if things go well, I'll be awake in 2200 in some space station. First thing I'll do is log onto CW.

Imagine how many ***** likes you'd wake up to. Or, alternatively, the number of trundler posts you'd have to read

 

[Daemon]

Imagine how many ***** likes you'd wake up to.

can't be many considering I wouldn't be posting lol

 

[Daemon]

I really hope if I'm still alive at that point I'd have forgotten about CW, lol.

I really wonder what it's going to be like when our generation turns old.

There's going to be a huge chunk of us just spending our retirement playing video games.

 

[mr_mister]

Unless they’re only on the same team.

Post 1500 in the first innings in 90 overs then bowl out the opposition for 7 and 9. Win by an innings and a bit. I want that future

 

[Prince EWS]

I'll be getting myself cryogenically frozen around 2050, so I will technically be dead in 2077 but if things go well, I'll be awake in 2200 in some space station. First thing I'll do is log onto CW.

Ah you'll be back just in time to name a Round 2 CWPL lineup.

 

[bagapath]

Would be my 43rd death anniversary or something. No one would ****ing remember I even existed.

 

[Gob]

Would be my 43rd death anniversary or something. No one would ****ing remember I even existed.

i will

 

[Bijed]

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Always hurts too when you click on the notification to see where your like has come from and it turns out to be a message left on your profile

Anyway, I'll be 81 if I'm alive in March 2077, so asuming medicine continues to advance and improve life expectancy I'll be slightly disappointed* if I don't make it.

*Obviously I won't be, because I'll be dead in this scenario, but you know what I mean.

 

[trundler]

Haha, people will be picking the likes of Samaraweera and Bell in their drafts as underrated players in 2077.

 

[cpr]

I really hope if I'm still alive at that point I'd have forgotten about CW, lol.

You almost certainly will have, along with your kids and the ability to command your own piss

 

[trundler]

I hope I'll be around, just to annoy people by insisting Smith and Steyn were better than the then contemporary cricketers.