1st Test, Edgbaston, Birmingham

[Pothas]

Wait. What just happened?

 

[Maximas]

That leaves the door open

 

[Stowford Mess]

Finally. Smith’s antimatter reactor has finally shut down.

 

[morgieb]

Ah well, wonderful innings from two really bad situations. Gives England a bit of a sniff.

 

[mr_mister]

By my calculations that's an average of 143 since his test return

 

[Kirkut]

Nah, they gave us half of Fleetwood Mac, mate.

If you listen to fleetwood mac, you truly have a great music taste.

 

[stephen]

Wait. What just happened?

Smith got bored and decided to maker a game of it.

 

[Starfighter]

Sorry Birmingham, good shove it up your arses you disgrace of a city and disgraceful idiots you douchebag army faeces.

 

[Stowford Mess]

Pathetic crowd

You’ve never been to ashes in aus then?

 

[Tangles]

Umpires have definitely changed how they decide on Lbws with drs. They are giving more out live and relying on drs. Problem is some of the umps are way off like this match.

 

[Starfighter]

You’ve never been to ashes in aus then?

I don't think you have.

 

[trundler]

142 it is. Epic, epic innings. 280+ runs in this test. Did the job. One of the great match performances.

 

[Victor Ian]

Amazing! I think that puts Smith in second place, behind Border, on least Wanker runs in two innings ever.

 

[vcs]

Will go down as one of the great performances.

 

[Arachnodouche]

Conduct assaults on the Barmy Army when they tour abroad. Stupid self referential ****s.

 

[trundler]

If you listen to fleetwood mac, you truly have a great music taste.

I mostly just watch Stevie Nicks but thank you.

 

[Stowford Mess]

I don't think you have.

Only about 6 tests.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Absolutely pathetic from Smith. Very loose outside off. Really let his team and his country down there by throwing it away. Drop him.

 

[stephen]

Thanks Woakes, I can go to bed now.

Yet again Smith scores more runs in the first innings than the second. So typical for him.

 

[Starfighter]

Only about 6 tests.

Doubtful.