Moeen, Moeen, Moeen, Moee-een
Please don't bowl him even if you can
Moeen, Moeen, Moeen, Moee-een
There's no need to play him just because you can
The selectors say, can't you see?
He really has utility
But he's good at none of his skills at all.
They like to say that he can bat
But Nathan Lyon sees to that
He really isn't very good at all
When he tries to play the shorter ball
He ends up looking like a fool
And really they don't pick him to do that
They say that he can spin the ball
With no evidence of that at all
A part time-er is all he really is
His di-rection is often poor
He lets the batsmen shut the door
Your bowling, it really is a miss, Moeen
[chorus]
There's a man who plays for Somerset
Replace you, he could, but yet
They stand by you until the sticky end
The lesson is, you never know
How Jack Leach could really go
When they leave him out and keep picking Moeen
[Chorus]