"Same old whinging nobodies", said New England grazier Tom Bullock.
"They come here every time saying they'll win and after six days' cricket they've been rodgered and never stop complaining", mused Gympie newsagent Kylie Scragg.
"Why do they always say 'This time we have the bowlers!' before their attack all average over 80?" asked Kalgoorlie gold miner Steve Jones.
"Sorry. Who?" - unnamed inner-Melbourne hipster barrista.
"It's a bit rich that they complain and want everything laid out for them when they come here, yet they have to kick aside the beggars to walk to the shops back home" - Tony Morrison, Sutherland via Warringah.
“They’re complaining about the food here being bland, yet Chennai is supposed to be their most liveable city and it has an open sewer next to its cricket stadium. What know they of food, drinkable water or indeed civilisation?” - Burgey, Doyen of CW; while having dinner at Manjit’s in Darling St, Balmain.
"I think they're right. Australia has a lot to learn about accommodating overseas guests. They should be given the spiciest food available and if they aren't happy then Australia needs to forfeit to let them win, so the world knows we are good people That's what I used to tell the girls when I was at school at Loretto, and I stand by it because I know all about the real world" - Greens Candidate for Surry Hills, Stephanie Rothman-Smythe.
