Could be worse. At least the likes of AB and Cook have a few years on you. How do you think it feels to be the same age as those that are currently retiring?>make a post about feeling old
>it gets liked by someone who was only 1 year old when you joined the forum
Way to rub it in, trundler.
Fairly loose definition of great if the likes of Atherton, Trescothick and Strauss are creeping in there. But it may well be the first time in living memory that England haven't at least had a Test class opener, sure.It feels like the end of an era in more ways than one.
As long as I can remember, there's always been "a great England opener" -- stretching back through Boycott, Gooch, Atherton, I suppose Trescothick filled that role until his health broke down, then Strauss and now Cook. But the line seems to be broken now. I guess it's a bit like the gap between Hutton and Boycott, where there was about a decade without anyone holding the "great England opener" role, but that was before my time. Somehow it doesn't feel right.
Anyway, loved the guy; second favorite of recent England cricketers. Wish him well for the future.
Same.Absolutely gutted.
Just don't go thereCould be worse. At least the likes of AB and Cook have a few years on you. How do you think it feels to be the same age as those that are currently retiring?
Apologies. With age comes wisdom!Just don't go there
Also lots of ex wives.Apologies. With age comes wisdom!
.... and creaking jointsApologies. With age comes wisdom!
fredfertang can speak for himself!Also lots of ex wives.
Just to put this a bit more into perspective of Cook's longevity as an opener, he's played in 73 more innings as an opener than the next lad, Gavaskar, and still has another 2 innings potentially to play in.To add to the weight of the other achievements most of us haven't really taken note of until now, I would like to draw attention to the fact that he played 160 tests (in 12 years, which is ridiculous, but not my point). Openers have a different role to the rest of the team. There is always half a feeling when looking at a player anywhere short of perfect that he might be blocking the development of another player of inestimable talent.
Openers only block one thing though- a conveyor belt of garbage openers. You are never seeking the next great talent, just a guy whose level of failure you will be able to overlook for now. England's current woes are not notable- they are a constant until you find a Cook. He took on the toughest job and was the best at it. I tip my hat. But I would also like to tip my hat to the less obvious service he provided in keeping the conveyor belt of discarded wastemen away from his team for 160 games. This is a service no player has ever matched*
*It's flowery, over the top, sentimental and needlessly wordy. But most importantly it somehow finds a way to turn an English player under the spotlight into the undisputed GOAT. I expect the highest form of honour and recognition from the English cricket tabloids. Which would of course mean having the comment plagiarized, shotcreted by a thesaurus of superlatives and printed along with some questionably selected stats and a picture of him looking majestic*
*I really just wanted to make a simple comment about an extra bit of value add he provided. Beer is putting some serious effort into turning the mundane into an unnecessary adventure. Prost.