***Official*** English Football Season 2018-19

[cpr]

Well played Smalling, stepping out when 25 yards from goal and 5 yards ahead of your defensive partner, allowing a mediocre player like Eriksen all the time in the world to get behind and get a cross in. Outstanding work.

 

[cpr]

Not sure if the anti-Mourinho chants are coming from the Spurs or united fans....

 

[Pratters]

3-0. Rout .

 

[Niall]

Aids.

Some saying Jose cant be blamed for the defenders making so many **** ups, but why is this the line up in 2018? Pretty sure he signed Lindelof also.

 

[sledger]

Haha Utd's CBs

 

[sledger]

Lol Mourinho now storms out of the presser saying the only 3-0 that matters is the 3 Prem titles he's won

Bloke is unhinging rapidly

 

[Uppercut]

Aids.

Some saying Jose cant be blamed for the defenders making so many **** ups, but why is this the line up in 2018? Pretty sure he signed Lindelof also.

Both he and Woodward are briefing to the press that Lindelof was the other’s idea, which is pretty funny.

 

[cpr]

Lol Mourinho now storms out of the presser saying the only 3-0 that matters is the 3 Prem titles he's won

Bloke is unhinging rapidly

That of course being Chelsea 3-0 Utd, which we are deliriously happy about

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

This is encouraging, but mostly because Spurs are our main rivals for 4th and look shite.

Aged like fine wine.

 

[Ikki]

Kind of love this mofo.
https://twitter.com/kylemartino/status/1034191578825408512

EDIT, better quality:

 

[Spark]

that's gonna get memed

 

[vcs]

Yes, Tottenham scored exactly 3 goals out of respect for his league titles, what a wanker.

 

[Redbacks]

Gotta be mind games/distraction. He's taken all the pressure off the players, backed their performance (at least in terms of application to his plan), and is going to cop all the heat.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

I love the narrative that every mental thing Jose's ever said is definitely him playing 'mind games' and not him just being a ****ing maniac.

 

[Prince EWS]

I love the narrative that every mental thing Jose's ever said is definitely him playing 'mind games' and not him just being a ****ing maniac.

Sounds like Trump's 4D underwater backgammon.

 

[vcs]

Maybe he's trying to troll the management into sacking him so he can get a nice payoff. I don't think his future career options are too bright at this point though, so it may not be the wisest move.

 

[Uppercut]

Maybe he's trying to troll the management into sacking him so he can get a nice payoff. I don't think his future career options are too bright at this point though, so it may not be the wisest move.

I imagine he'll manage an international team next. Might be pretty good at it too.

 

[vcs]

Yeah, I think that would work better for him. I don't see why any of the top clubs would go for him unless he can prove that he is still capable of playing something resembling football (with all the expensive players he demands).

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

There's still plenty of teams out there who'd take Mourinho.

 

[Uppercut]

There's still plenty of teams out there who'd take Mourinho.

Yeah this is actually very true. I'd sort of absorbed the idea floating around that this is his last big chance, but now that I think about it it's bollocks. For starters almost every Italian club would still take him.