***Official*** Australia in England 2018

[Borges]

Roy against spin! Someone had watched the IPL.

 

[Borges]

Right. One down, nine to go.

Ps. The football is not worth watching.

 

[stephen]

Is it any surprise that Langer has come in and our batting has gotten worse? Last time he was with the team as the batting coach our collapses started happening. Now he's come back to complete the job.

 

[stephen]

Right. One down, nine to go.

Ps. The football is not worth watching.

It never is when the ****roaches win.

Thankfully it doesn't happen often.

 

[Starfighter]

Stanlake does get some lift off a length.

 

[stephen]

Are we going to see the famed English batting collapse when there's something in the wicket?

Nah. Australia left so many runs out there England can't possibly lose.

But it's entertaining watching the wickets.

 

[Daemon]

Ooh this could get interesting

 

[Cow]

Not many of these Aussie players will be playing professional cricket in 5 years time.

England are at the very apex of global sporting excellence. Incredible nation.

 

[stephen]

Stanlake does get some lift off a length.

Was just thinking that myself.

Has all the assets to become a great.

 

[stephen]

Not many of these Aussie players will be playing professional cricket in 5 years time.

England are at the very apex of global sporting excellence. Incredible nation.

3-23 is a pretty low bar for excellence.

 

[Gnske]

Imagine losing this game to this Australian side

 

[Starfighter]

Ooh this could get interesting

Lack of batting depth and brainlessness will cost Australia.

 

[Gnske]

Not many of these Aussie players will be playing professional cricket in 5 years time.

England are at the very apex of global sporting excellence. Incredible nation.

rest in peace

 

[Starfighter]

Straight through him!

 

[stephen]

4-27.

So this is how the English batsmen respond to a pitch with something in it.

 

[Borges]

How, now, brown Cow?

 

[vcs]

Wish Cow had been around to give his take on this lollapse.

 

[Starfighter]

Has all the assets to become a great.

Except fitness.

 

[Borges]

Superb bowling from Stanlake, on a wicket that has something in it for him.

 

[stephen]

Stanlake down on pace this over. Needs a spell.

Top spell though.