***Official*** Australia in England 2018

[Mr Miyagi]

Aus are batting deep this game with Short replacing the injured Stanlake which means he is listed at 8 - but more likely Agar.

 

[fredfertang]

Given how egalitarian the place is supposed to be I'm surprised there is no law in Australia that prevents a child being called D'Arcy

 

[Gnske]

Nice to see the twin Richardson attack.

So nice I wish I wasn't alive to see it

 

[Adders]

Given how egalitarian the place is supposed to be I'm surprised there is no law in Australia that prevents a child being called D'Arcy

Teenagers that experiment with man buns end up calling their kids D'Arcy.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

No Stokes No Woakes No Morgan.

England's depth looks paltry everytime Billings plays.

Seems overdue for a contribution for England at this stage.

 

[fredfertang]

Teenagers that experiment with man buns end up calling their kids D'Arcy.

That just compounds the crime tbh

 

[Daemon]

Is this Roy's slowest ever start

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Bairstow lovely long off swing for 6 off Kane.

 

[Prince EWS]

Aus are batting deep this game with Short replacing the injured Stanlake which means he is listed at 8 - but more likely Agar.

Yeah they're not really batting particularly deep; they're just not batting as unnecessarily shallow as they decided to in the last game.

 

[vcs]

Bairstow is in a rich vein of form in ODIs right now.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Yeah they're not really batting particularly deep; they're just not batting as unnecessarily shallow as they decided to in the last game.

Deeper then. Either way they have some batting at 8 again.

 

[Starfighter]

Oh that over went very well. Put D'Arcy o'n. Pretty su're that english bats c'an't read a g'oogly.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Great start by Bairstow this.

 

[fredfertang]

Great start by Bairstow this.

That's your fault

 

[Starfighter]

Nice to get the brehkhthrough (as Bumble calls it)

 

[Mr Miyagi]

And Johnny is out top edging a cut very close to him off Kane.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

That's your fault

Yeah - I jinxed him

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Kane Richardson looks like he chose his hair and facial hair grooming styles from Woodstock '1969

 

[Burgey]

Must be a real honour for these players to get a game on the hallowed turf of Sophia Gardens. Wherever the **** that is.

 

[Burgey]

At least you have a glimmer of hope in the cricket

Tbf it’s Even Stevens at half time. Switched over during the break. This is a Nothing series but I’d still rather watch it than the dirge that is Rah Rah.