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Shakib Al Hasan vs Ian Botham / Burgey vs *****

Who the better all rounder

  • Shakib Al Hasan

    Votes: 21 42.9%
  • Ian Botham

    Votes: 28 57.1%

  • Total voters
    49

Daemon

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Australia are missing Warner and Smith, it's a golden opportunity for India to take 20 wickets regularly.

Sri Lanka just plain suck. Unlike their food tho, which is fantastic. Almost as good as Indian food.
Never been to SL, but I've heard that while they have amazing food, like 50% of it is just variations of different (albeit delicious) curries with rice.
 

cnerd123

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Never been to SL, but I've heard that while they have amazing food, like 50% of it is just variations of different (albeit delicious) curries with rice.
It's why it's inferior to Indian food really. They nail the flavors (and presentation, if that matters) but they're so limited in what they can do.
 

Mr Miyagi

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Do tell us more about your girlfriends' experiences with bent dicks Miyagi.
Not the ex's that wet the bed. I thought that was more your speed?

That said, your ex [gender unspecified] told me that you were great in bed, and didn't wet it once while with you.
 
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Mr Miyagi

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Oh god is this banter in nz?
More Mexico and USA. I poached it from Salma Hayek's last movie "How to be a Latin Lover". Who at over 50 years of age is still smokin' hot. Think Nigella, but even hotter.

It isn't an original - guess you have to criticise those USA and Mexico film makers now. #learntopickyourbattles #sandpapercricket
 
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TheJediBrah

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More Mexico and USA. I poached it from Salma Hayek's last movie "How to be a Latin Lover". Who at over 50 years of age is still smokin' hot.

It isn't an original - guess you have to criticise those USA and Mexico film makers now. #learntopickyourbattles #sandpapercricket
Yes I'll definitely criticise who wrote it originally it's so cringey
 

Adders

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Speaking of slow (not ***** slow, but slow in a positive way), really looking forward to slow cooked lamb shoulder this evening for dinner.
On this one I must wade in. If that lamb shoulder is not getting cooked low and slow over coals or wood in a Weber or smoker then we may have to concede that ***** has a point.........and no one wants to see that.
 

Burgey

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It being Friday night in NZ, I suspect Mr Miyagi has been imbibing.

Some guys get funnier on the piss.
 

cnerd123

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I gave Burgey the benefit of the doubt here and assumed his wife was going to slow cook it on a grill or smoker...didn't even occur to me that she may just be stuffing it into a slowcooker and calling it a day

Please tell us that isn't so Burgey? Surely even an unsophisticated Aussies such as yourself wouldn't do that to a fine piece of meat?
 

cnerd123

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Going over this page of posts and it looks like i'm the only one to not capitalize the first letter in my username


you bunch of pretentious pricks
 

Burgey

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It’s in the smoker. Smells so good.

As an aficionado of other men’s meat, I’m sure you’d love it.
 

Burgey

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Going over this page of posts and it looks like i'm the only one to not capitalize the first letter in my username


you bunch of pretentious pricks
That’s becausr you’re lower case as well as lower brow
 

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