Shakib Al Hasan vs Ian Botham / Burgey vs *****

[cnerd123]

You should have stopped posting at 56,000 Burgey

What with your fondness of aesthetic appeal and everything. Now your post count just looks ugly. Maybe you can salvage it - quit posting at 56,065

 

[Burgey]

Just a plaintive cry for mercy here now from *****. Sad.

 

[cnerd123]

I care about your health Burgey. Not good on an old man's heart to take this much abuse

 

[Mr Miyagi]

I care about your health Burgey. Not good on an old man's heart to take this much abuse

Don't worry about his heart now. He has a whole Australian summer without Smith and Warner to get through.

 

[Burgey]

Thankfully we only have India and SL touring for the test matches.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Thankfully we only have India and SL touring for the test matches.

Maybe. But if Australia lose you may wish it had been Safrica touring instead.

 

[Burgey]

Australia won’t lose to either of those teams. India should be competitive because of their batting but I can’t see them taking 20 wickets consistently enough to win the series. SL are at a pretty low ebb atm to be touring here, where they haven’t had any success before at all.

 

[Starfighter]

Both partners have brought up double centuries and show no sign of slowing down yet. We could be headed for a record partnership here.

 

[cnerd123]

Australia won’t lose to either of those teams. India should be competitive because of their batting but I can’t see them taking 20 wickets consistently enough to win the series. SL are at a pretty low ebb atm to be touring here, where they haven’t had any success before at all.

Australia are missing Warner and Smith, it's a golden opportunity for India to take 20 wickets regularly.

Sri Lanka just plain suck. Unlike their food tho, which is fantastic. Almost as good as Indian food.

 

[Daemon]

Nothing like some B grade banter to wake up to, keep going boys. Useful contributions from miyagi amd TJB as well.

 

[Burgey]

Yeah but the wheel is forever. You’ll see blokes who are otherwise mediocre cashing in against India’s “quicks”. Ashwin will average 40 plus with he ball here and Jadeja likely won’t get a game (though I really hope he does).

 

[Burgey]

Nothing like some B grade banter to wake up to, keep going boys. Useful contributions from miyagi amd TJB as well.

Daemon long regarded as the arbiter of quality humour around here.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

Nothing like some B grade banter to wake up to, keep going boys. Useful contributions from miyagi amd TJB as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm3ikyMzMlA

 

[TheJediBrah]

Australia are missing Warner and Smith, it's a golden opportunity for India to take 20 wickets regularly.

Sri Lanka just plain suck. Unlike their food tho, which is fantastic. Almost as good as Indian food.

M8 this is australia. Even the marsh brothers averaged huge runs last summer. Marshes. India will be lucky to take 20 wickets for the series.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

M8 this is australia. You call that a ball tamper? This is a ball tamper.*

Ooooh too soon.

*This is a parody quote.

 

[Starfighter]

Nothing like some B grade banter to wake up to, keep going boys. Useful contributions from miyagi amd TJB as well.

This argument started on Monday and is going as strong as ever. The consistency is amazing as well.

 

[Daemon]

Daemon long regarded as the arbiter of quality humour around here.

B is perfectly fair and you know it. ***** is never involved in A grade banter.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

This argument started on Monday and is going as strong as ever. The consistency is amazing as well.

Consistency appears to be important to both ***** and Burgey but only one favours presentation.

 

[Mr Miyagi]

B is perfectly fair and you know it. ***** is never involved in A grade banter.

Agreed overall but disagree on individual posts. Some of his posts are A+ banter, but there's so much mediocrity in between.

 

[Burgey]

B is perfectly fair and you know it. ***** is never involved in A grade banter.

I was surprised you were as generous as a B tbh.