Darren Lehmann resigns

[Victor Ian]

This is his first exam for a career in politics. If he can come out saying little of substance and incriminating none of his party, it's a pass. If he can fling mud on the opposition as well and divert attention he might be fast tracked to the front bench.

 

[Daemon]

I would like to imagine the walkie-talkie exchange was something along the lines of

DL - Peter, I just looked at my Crypto porfolio and everything is red. Is that bad?

PH - Haha boss man. Chill. It's just a market correction. Moon, Lambo in April mate.

DL - FFS I KNEW I shouldn't have invested in this ****. **** you kids and your new internet money. Can you please go ask Camo how I get this back into real money?

PH - Haha ok bossman.

PH - Yo yo sup Camo. Bossman is tripping cuz he bought the dip and the market's crashed.

CB - Did you tell him moon, lambo in April brah?

PH- Yea brah.

CB - Well he shouldn't sell at a loss. Rule number one. Get me his Hardware wallet, I'll hide it so he can't get online.

A bit of blockchain humor. Very real for some on here I'd imagine.

Amateur from PH and CB. They obviously didn't teach Lehmann that HODLing is the greatest strategy.

 

[Shri]

Maxwell's odi captain. What a day.

 

[Starfighter]

Surprised they didn't give it to Arun, considering the stellar success he's had the the 'Gades and the T20I side.

 

[Daemon]

Maxwell's odi captain. What a day.

Wut, wasn't he dropped before this

 

[Shri]

Lehmann and Smith did keep him out for non cricketing reasons after all. What a bunch of dicks.