Stokes Arrested

[Adders]

Taken up smoking now.

I know this has hit some fans hard......but that's an overreaction don't you think? You should quit while you can and don't let Stokes mess up your own life.

 

[Gnske]

Taken up smoking now.

Nothing wrong with looking cool

 

[Burgey]

I got infracted for that? Is this a ****ing joke?!

You come at the King, you best not miss.

 

[CricAddict]

Oh come on!! Did we really need this horrific thread brought over to the subbie?

It's the most interesting thread in CW at the moment. The first thread I am looking into after logging in. Hope it doesn't die

 

[Adders]

It's the most interesting thread in CW at the moment. The first thread I am looking into after logging in. Hope it doesn't die

Guess that's why the Daily Mail sells newspapers eh.

 

[fredfertang]

Guess that's why the Daily Mail sells newspapers eh.

Does it still feature Fred Bassett?

 

[Burgey]

Cops are taking their sweet time with this investigation. Probably searching forensically for a reason not to charge the thug and struggling to find one.

 

[Hennybogan]

Yeah, check the nationality of the one blowing Hales in the toilet........sounds a very Australian thing to do tbh.

Only it there is large line of coke on it!

 

[fredfertang]

Only it there is large line of coke on it!

So size matters to Aussie girls?

 

[Lillian Thomson]

Ben Stokes: England all-rounder apologises to Katie Price over video - BBC Sport

 

[Moonsorrow999]

Wow, some role model.

 

[Scaly piscine]

It may still be preferable to the match threads if all the Australian quicks are fit

I think we'll all be more worried about the locusts, bloody water and eternal darkness at that point.

 

[Burgey]

Lost his New Balance sponsorship apparently

 

[Jarquis]

Naked bats ftw

 

[sledger]

 

[Lillian Thomson]

His agent is standing by him. What a surprise.

 

[S.Kennedy]

He really needs a new PR guy, or simply somebody who might say to him, ''Ben, maybe that photo is not the wisest photo you could pose for at this particular moment in time'',

 

[Scaly piscine]

Err yea, lets ship him off to a monastery.

 

[Tom Flint]

Damn him having a bottle of beer and cigarette whilst smiling for a photo at his friends wedding.

 

[S.Kennedy]

Damn him having a bottle of beer and cigarette whilst smiling for a photo at his friends wedding.

...with his broken hand on show having beat a guy senseless a few days ago, for which his England career is in jeopardy (pending police investigations)

...grinning like an idiot yet following on from a forced apology for a 'sp****c impression''