Stokes Arrested

[Adders]

The one where a person runs up and kicks someone lying on the ground in the head several times. Most countries that is against the law but seeing how you don't seem to recognise it then leave this to the adults.

Sledger is a lawyer mate........I'd back away from this one if I were you, way out of your depth here.

 

[sledger]

The one where a person runs up and kicks someone lying on the ground in the head several times. Most countries that is against the law but seeing how you don't seem to recognise it then leave this to the adults.

Ah yes, that old classic. Thank you intellectual colossus.

 

[Shri]

If I didn't have assignments due, I'll edit that video clip of the Stokes beat down and add in a renegade prompt at the bottom right corner before he throws the first punch.

 

[Burgey]

Is that Hales who does the kicking though? I haven’t heard it confirmed it was. If it is though, then all the sledging Riggins gave him when he played grease out here last year was more than justified.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Be quiet. The adults are talking.

Then why are you talking?.

To tell you to be quiet ffs

Maybe you should be quite and just let the adults talk.

Stimulating discussion right here

look i'm just going to say what we're all thinking - everyone saying that stokes should be banned is coming from the perspective of a culture where leftist ****s and special snowflakes can't handle a real man imposing himself on a ****in manlet

all of you lefty keyboard social justice warriors need to stop being such politically correct sissy men and take a lesson from an alpha like stokes who stands up to the establishment

10/10, inb4 someone takes it seriously

oh god

lol too late

 

[sledger]

wooosh

 

[TNT]

The boys in the English dressing room will be on eggshells, imagine if someone taps someone on the back with his bat and then BANG Stokes lays him out with a flurry of punches and then when he is down and out in comes Hales with a few kicks to the head.

 

[_Ed_]

Is that Hales who does the kicking though? I haven’t heard it confirmed it was.

No confirmation of that, as far as I'm aware. And TBH I don't have a clue what the bloke looks like without a batting helmet on.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Gnske's posts have been the best posts of the last few pages. What a time to be alive.

 

[TheJediBrah]

No confirmation of that, as far as I'm aware. And TBH I don't have a clue what the bloke looks like without a batting helmet on.

Funny you mention that, ECB just tweeted out a new policy that wearing batting helmets to the pub is now mandatory for players who go out with Ben Stokes

 

[social]

Australians do have convicts in their ancestry, they come from England.

I take umbrage at that claim as I'm pretty sure that one of my convict ancestors was Welsh

 

[TNT]

I take umbrage at that claim as I'm pretty sure that one of my convict ancestors was Welsh

Not my fault your ancestors were embarrassed to tell you they came from England.

 

[Spikey]

i bet like half the people who got sent to Australia as convicts were probably unfairly sentenced anyway because they weren't some Lord's son

also lol he punched a solider

 

[vcs]

23andMe is unable to determine your "convict ancestry". Regardless, the facts are as I stated them. Over 75 percent of the convicts send to Australia were sent for petty larceny (engendered by horrendous social conditions and the fall-out of the Enclosure Acts). The hardcore criminals stayed in England and were killed.

And when I say we are the ancestors of rapists, I mean that pre the agricultural revolution, our ancestors didn't live in monogamy or tribes, and that the adaptive evolution of our penises strongly suggests high levels of caveman "rape" (for example, our penises, the biggest of all the apes, are weaponized, able to remove deposited ejaculate from the cervix of pre fertilized females, and able to ejaculate in such a way that each spurt is chemically different from the next, the first containing enzymes which neutralize already present "enemy sperm" and the last containing chemicals which hamper another caveman's incoming sperm. All this and more suggests a highly promiscuous situation in which multiple males are constantly fighting to impregnate females within extremely short periods of time).

That we're all the ancestors of slaves (and slave owners) is just a matter math.

Can't wait to bring that up as a conversation opener next time I attend a social gathering

 

[Starfighter]

lol I missed TestMatch's post for some reason. I must say I never ever expected to see that brought up in a cricket conversation or anywhere for that matter.

 

[Hennybogan]

Interesting, does foreskin play a part in the “removal”?

 

[Burgey]

What if you have a five skin?

 

[OverratedSanity]

What if you have a five skin?

10/10 humour

 

[marc71178]

Sledger is a lawyer mate........I'd back away from this one if I were you, way out of your depth here.

And for once it’s not in a paddling pool.

 

[Hennybogan]

What if you have a five skin?

I guess you’d be the boss.