Stokes Arrested

[Burgey]

Neighbours were a bit noisy last night. Really wish Beevs had been nearby to sort them all out.

 

[Spark]

How does the ignore feature work? Assuming I’m not on ignore will the ignorer see this post if I quote it?

Yes

 

[sledger]

Neighbours were a bit noisy last night. Really wish Beevs had been nearby to sort them all out.

There's a pic of him with his top off on FB. I (after some definitely non-creepy stalking) swooned when I saw it. Your neighbours would have taken one look and passed out with fear.

 

[Gnske]

Hope he plays. Purely for the entertainment value

This.

I'm especially excited that Stokes has learned how to play the front foot punch.

 

[cnerd123]

If he does play the Ashes I hope all the Aussie fans chant at him "One of us! One of us!"

Y'know, because he's a convict

 

[Daemon]

Why is scaly being called beevs?

 

[morgieb]

Why is scaly being called beevs?

That's his real surname IIRC.

 

[MW1304]

No it's because he slays beev on the reg, as he puts it.

 

[Burgey]

No it's because he slays beev on the reg, as he puts it.

Good from you

 

[Hennybogan]

If he does play the Ashes I hope all the Aussie fans chant at him "One of us! One of us!"

Y'know, because he's a convict

We already say he's one of us anyway, quite a few convicts escaped over the years to NZ.
The British learnt from that and kept a much tighter reign on the convicts and coolies from India and Asian region that they lorded over back in the day.

 

[honestbharani]

We already say he's one of us anyway, quite a few convicts escaped over the years to NZ.
The British learnt from that and kept a much tighter reign on the convicts and coolies from India and Asian region that they lorded over back in the day.

How in the **** is that relevant? And what is your point?

 

[harsh.ag]

He's just an unfunny dick.

 

[dontcloseyoureyes]

Australia was a penal colony hue hue

 

[TheJediBrah]

If he does play the Ashes I hope all the Aussie fans chant at him "One of us! One of us!"

Y'know, because he's a convict

Trying a bit too hard *****

 

[Stefan9]

Should get the full force of law thrown at him.

 

[GotSpin]

Let him play!

 

[cnerd123]

Australia was a penal colony hue hue

Was?

 

[Daemon]

Was?

So that's why Shri went over

 

[Gnske]

Was?

You know, I've had it with this narrative and it's disappointing to see people like yourself perpetuate it here. It's borderline racist insinuating present day Australia is a penal colony. The country couldn't be anything less, hell we have more freedom than in the United " TV licence please or you're going to jail" Kingdom. I'm related to no convict, my ancestors came here to work in the mines for coal, hard coin and all of that.

Actually, it is racist.

 

[GotSpin]

It's pretty low banter tbh