Stokes Arrested

[Spikey]

congrats to james vince on being named vice captain

 

[MW1304]

vince captain

 

[MW1304]

I thought it would be better to just blurt that out, as opposed to making it fit into a joke or actual sentence.

 

[SeamUp]

Stokesy actually broke his hand he smashed the bloke so hard.

 

[Spikey]

vince captain

could you please edit this post to something else so i can edit my post to include this joke

 

[Burgey]

Are there any details yet as to what’s supposed to have gone on?

 

[Spikey]

he looked in a mirror

 

[Hennybogan]

He will do time for this if convicted, a good judge would give him 5 years, the maximum sentence I believe.

 

[Burgey]

He hasn’t been charged yet has he?

 

[Starfighter]

He will do time for this if convicted, a good judge would give him 5 years, the maximum sentence I believe.

Considering we don't yet know what 'this' is or the exact circumstances which lead to it perhaps you should ease off on the speculation.

 

[Hennybogan]

Just going on what was written in a report. If convicted...

 

[wpdavid]

He will do time for this if convicted, a good judge would give him 5 years, the maximum sentence I believe.

Which begs the question of which other top sportspeople have done time mid career.

There must have been some, but I'm struggling to think of them.

 

[Hennybogan]

Cassius Clay aka Ali got 5 years but dodged that as well.

 

[Heboric]

Which begs the question of which other top sportspeople have done time mid career.

There must have been some, but I'm struggling to think of them.

Did Amir go to jail, I am not sure

 

[S.Kennedy]

He will not go to jail as he is famous and rich. The only famous and rich people who go to jail are old paedophile BBC presenters.

The suits at the ECB will have a few dodgy handshakes with the suits at the judiciary and something will be organised.

 

[Heboric]

He will not go to jail as he is famous and rich. The only famous and rich people who go to jail are old paedophile BBC presenters.

The suits at the ECB will have a few dodgy handshakes with the suits at the judiciary and something will be organised.

Yep, you need some pretty high powered vacuum cleaners to clean their carpets, with all thats swept underneath them

 

[theegyptian]

One for the mantelpiece

 

[Gnske]

If that front page is legit, Stokes can consider himself so fortunate he didn't accidentally kill the guy.

 

[Firebreaker]

He should be reprimanded by ICC.No need for such people in beautiful game of cricket

 

[theegyptian]

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4563420/england-cricket-ace-ben-stokes-nightclub-brawl-video/

can watch the brawl here. Hales is ****ing useless. Your meant to protect your moron friend. Can't see Stokes going to Aus. Standard brawl in any city centre over a weekend. Stokes has got some serious problems.