***Official*** New Zealand in India 2016

[Prince EWS]

Devshit bowling to Axar is going to be a real battle of the hacks.

Oh they've taken him off.

Probably for the best; ODIs probably aren't ready for that sort of hack factor.

 

[cnerd123]

On the bright side - CM Punk, Jonobrooks and Howsie have all shut up.

Win some lose some

 

[cnerd123]

Oh they've taken him off.

Probably for the best; ODIs probably aren't ready for that sort of hack factor.

It happened!!!

A low full toss from around the wicket that was swept to deep square leg for a single.

Couldn't be any more perfect.

 

[Daemon]

2011 Dhoni would've gobbled this chase up easy. He'd remove his helmet, plod along at a 70 SR while the tail made small contributions here and there, take it to 30 needed off about 15 then bat change, big over, walk off with the bat under the armpit.

 

[Prince EWS]

It happened!

Devshit tried to hack down a seam-up dart but it ended up a full toss which Axar hacked across to the leg side.

Such hackory.

h4x

 

[Prince EWS]

It happened!!!

A low full toss from around the wicket that was swept to deep square leg for a single.

Couldn't be any more perfect.

It happened!

Devshit tried to hack down a seam-up dart but it ended up a full toss which Axar hacked across to the leg side.

Such hackory.

h4x

Ridiculously similar posts

 

[cnerd123]

H4xar Patel. The name fits so well too.

 

[cnerd123]

2011 Dhoni would've gobbled this chase up easy. He'd remove his helmet, plod along at a 70 SR while the tail made small contributions here and there, take it to 30 needed off about 15 then bat change, big over, walk off with the bat under the armpit.

Could still happen tbh. He's already gotten rid of the helmet. And the hat.

 

[Prince EWS]

2011 Dhoni would've gobbled this chase up easy. He'd remove his helmet, plod along at a 70 SR while the tail made small contributions here and there, take it to 30 needed off about 15 then bat change, big over, walk off with the bat under the armpit.

"Bat under the armpit" made this post. So good.

This has been such a good day for shitposting. And I mean that in the best way possible.

 

[harsh.ag]

Holy **** just found out about Rahane's wicket! What the **** is a soft dismissal doing getting precedence over doubt in favour of batsman???!

 

[Contra]

NZ probably couldn't believe their luck in terms of how Kohli got out though.

 

[indiaholic]

Was following on text comm. but didn't he just edge it to the keeper on the leg side?

 

[Daemon]

Is Rohit ok? Cricketing Gods must really hate Indian openers atm, who the **** injures their bicep while playing a drive?

 

[Contra]

Was following on text comm. but didn't he just edge it to the keeper on the leg side?

Yeah

 

[RossTaylorsBox]

Is Rohit ok? Cricketing Gods must really hate Indian openers atm, who the **** injures their bicep while playing a drive?

Someone who doesn't eat enough meat.

 

[cnerd123]

Is Rohit ok? Cricketing Gods must really hate Indian openers atm, who the **** injures their bicep while playing a drive?

Lokesh
Dhawan
Gambhir
Nohit

who opens in the next game? Mukund? Agarwal? Vijay?

 

[Prince EWS]

Is Rohit ok? Cricketing Gods must really hate Indian openers atm, who the **** injures their bicep while playing a drive?

Still find it funny that he actually got out as well, seemingly independent of the injury. He really ****ed up that drive.

 

[Prince EWS]

Hackiest six to ever hack.

 

[Contra]

That was proper

 

[weldone]

Lokesh
Dhawan
Gambhir
Nohit

who opens in the next game? Mukund? Agarwal? Vijay?

Mandeep