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***Official*** New Zealand in India 2016

Jono

Virat Kohli (c)
Hahaha what the? The sound getting lost between Santner and the umpire and because of how high above sea level we are. I'm sorry what? HAHAHAHAHA
its so bad. Whenever Sanjay and Gavaskar are together their shitness increases fifty-fold
 

Jono

Virat Kohli (c)
Good win from India. Don't think NZ will be that bad for the rest of the series. They just had an absolute shocker.
 

Burner

International Regular
Come on Gavaskar was obviously being sarcastic in his comment about how the noice disappears in the distance between Santner and Umpire.
 

BeeGee

International Captain
Which NZ fan will hate the incredible shitness of this thread the most when they wake up:

(a) Flem
(b) Zinzan
(c) Bahnz
(d) Other

or

(e) None of them notice because a fight between the Kiwi bloc vs. Jonbrooks and CM Punk restarts
Yeah, I'll put my hand up.

I've read (and contributed to) some **** threads in my time, but Jesus. Page after page of waah, kiwaah and lame gifs.
 

BeeGee

International Captain
'Getting'?
As bad as NZ's performance in the tests was, I personally never felt embarrassed by it. Getting destroyed by Ashwin isn't embarrassing because he's an awesome bowler, one of the best in the world.

Getting destroyed by Pandya and Jadhav on the other hand...
 

Bahnz

Hall of Fame Member
I'll get my wahhing in while the getting's good.

It's nice to see that Tim's been working on his batting in the layoff. Pity it looks like he's still bowling ineffectual, inaccurate rubbish.

It's really maddening. It's as though back in early 2012, aliens abducted Southee, replaced him with an android copy designed to be a superior bowler in every way and give it a 3 year trial period to test it's effectiveness. Then, satisfied with the results, they swapped them back in the middle of the world cup and took the android Tim off to the Alpha Centauri Premier League, where he's comparatively just as **** as the real Tim is here on earth. C'mon, our Gloopgloop overlords...bring Android Tim back. We need him more than you do!
 

Bahnz

Hall of Fame Member
You're calling Allan Donald and Shane Bond aliens?
I'm not going to deny that Shane Bond helped, but given that Southee's improvement occurred suddenly and several months before Bond became the bowling coach I think it's reasonable to conclude that aliens are primarily responsible.
 

Athlai

Not Terrible
I'm not going to deny that Shane Bond helped, but given that Southee's improvement occurred suddenly and several months before Bond became the bowling coach I think it's reasonable to conclude that aliens are primarily responsible.
Wasn't his rise with Donald's coaching run, and then continued during Bonds?
 

James

Cricket Web Owner
As bad as NZ's performance in the tests was, I personally never felt embarrassed by it. Getting destroyed by Ashwin isn't embarrassing because he's an awesome bowler, one of the best in the world.

Getting destroyed by Pandya and Jadhav on the other hand...
I agree with this 100% and was shocked last night by the total lack of effort (bar Latham) from the team.

I saw a stat come up on the television coverage saying NZ only have a win percentage of 18% in India so I suppose we shouldn't be overly surprised, but was disappointing all the same.

I think the team as a whole are missing McCullum's leadership and it will be interesting to see over the summer how Williamson goes. I do wonder whether Williamson's captaincy is going to go down a similiar route to Ross Taylor's.
 

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