***Official*** New Zealand in India 2016

[Teja.]

Someone not on their phone to check if Rahane's average is now over 50.

 

[honestbharani]

That Rahane head Bob seems to have happened Jono

 

[CM Punk]

Someone not on their phone to check if Rahane's average is now over 50.

It is.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Someone not on their phone to check if Rahane's average is now over 50.

It is. It's also exactly 1 run below Kane Williamson's.

 

[Jono]

This is MCG 2015 stuff now, Kohli has told Rahane to lift the scoring rate and Rahane has responded with "okay boss" , done a head bobble and is now teeing off.

 

[CM Punk]

They're accelerating now, think we may be batting in the last session.

 

[Jono]

That Rahane head Bob seems to have happened Jono

Hahah you got in before me!

 

[CM Punk]

Rahane 4 sixes
Kohli 0 sixes

Surprised by that.

 

[OverratedSanity]

I usually appreciate Manjrekar for getting his name pronunciation's right, but this is total ****.

 

[Shri]

Virender sehwag and Chris gayle players who didn't attack the bowlers obviously.

You're **** at cricket opinions so go back to being an aggressive ****. It's a better shtick of yours.

No Joni, you either got it or you don't. Sehwag, Gayle and the others could stay out there for long but Ponting, Sachin etc didn't have it in them. So no, Kohli is never going to get a 300 ever and if he does, I will shave off half my mo and live a week of my life looking like an idiot.

 

[vcs]

I'm working in a law firm as a tax lawyer which is fundamentally the same thing, I suppose.

Burgey, just like you, man. It's all in the game though, right?

Haha. I'm going to send my Form 16 to you. Which probably is similar to a Computer Engineer being asked by some random relative to fix Internet Explorer/MS Office/Antivirus on their PC. I've had plenty of that.

 

[honestbharani]

Being a **** sanjrekar's shtick these days, TBF.

 

[Jono]

No Joni, you either got it or you don't. Sehwag, Gayle and the others could stay out there for long but Ponting, Sachin etc didn't have it in them. So no, Kohli is never going to get a 300 ever and if he does, I will shave off half my mo and live a week of my life looking like an idiot.

Sure but this is a different point to saying that a batsman who attacks every ball won't get a 300 when we've had two openers who attack the bowlers get multiple big scores in the last two decades.

And I'll be kind and not make the obvious joke about you always looking like an idiot but just note that you set me up there

 

[Teja.]

Rahane can't play spin or short pitched bowling for ****. It's just black magic that he's been fantastic in SA, Australia and current Indian conditions.

 

[vcs]

Rahane's playing all the lofted strokes and seemingly taking all the risks but somehow his SR is still inferior to Kohli's.

 

[honestbharani]

Hahah you got in before me!

Juz like on the Virat bandwagon

 

[Jono]

Good from you

 

[OverratedSanity]

Man this is a total replay of the SA series. Vijay and Pujara get the tough runs to secure the series and Kohli and Rahane get some nice easy runs after the series is dead to end up with better series figures.

 

[Teja.]

Haha. I'm going to send my Form 16 to you. Which probably is similar to a Computer Engineer being asked by some random relative to fix Internet Explorer/MS Office/Antivirus on their PC. I've had plenty of that.

Haha, no ****, went to a wedding the other week and this NRI engineer I have mutual friends with came up to me and asked if he should divorce his Indian wife or the alimony will be too much because they're settled in the US.

 

[jonbrooks]

Oh man, this i colossal ass whoopage of epic proportions.