***Official*** New Zealand in India 2016

[Shri]

Still won't make up for Pujara's face.

No one will register his face with their balls freezing.

 

[vcs]

NZ should have scored at a faster rate considering they've only lost 3 wickets in close to 50 overs this innings. Can't poke and prod your way to 370+.

 

[Jono]

These are the rivers originating in Crimea:

Jonotears

well it cost your boy a wicket so you should be crying ffs Shri

 

[Athlai]

Well we know KW wouldn't have because, despite being his team's captain and best bat, he'd not have been on the field due to having to poop a lot.

Has a virus doesn't he?

 

[Daemon]

Rohit should be the first name on that last with Jadeja and Ravi "That's right, I said I could bat at 3 for India" Ashwin nearby

Nah nothing wrong with Ashwin. Rohit's comment to Steyn qualifies him though. Vijay belongs as well I suppose.

At least the days of Bhajj Yuvraj and Sreesanth are over

 

[Jono]

NZ should have scored at a faster rate considering they've only lost 3 wickets in close to 50 overs this innings. Can't poke and prod your way to 370+.

bowling has been good though

 

[Jono]

Nah nothing wrong with Ashwin. Rohit's comment to Steyn qualifies him though. Vijay belongs as well I suppose.

At least the days of Bhajj Yuvraj and Sreesanth are over

gnske hates Shri's boy Ashwon because he gets called intellectual

 

[Gnske]

Vijay belongs as well I suppose.

Adultery is only a sin if you get away with it

 

[harsh.ag]

Shami has been particularly disappointing. Yet again.

 

[harsh.ag]

The majority ****s thing is done and dusted as soon as KL is back in the side.

 

[Jono]

Nah nothing wrong with Ashwin. Rohit's comment to Steyn qualifies him though. Vijay belongs as well I suppose.

At least the days of Bhajj Yuvraj and Sreesanth are over

Man I used to love that Harbhajan, Yuvraj, Zaheer and Sachin were all mates. Sachin would have stuck out like a sore thumb when they hung out. 3 dickheads and a geek who'd just memorise everything that annoyed him so he'd write it in his book 20 years later.

wag

 

[Shri]

well it cost your boy a wicket so you should be crying ffs Shri

First of all, Ashwin's no one's 'boy', Jono, because not every fan has to have respect that has homoerotic undertones.

And two, Ash can always get a wicket when he feels like it, while Kohli will be wishing he doesn't have a catch coming his way every time a batsman plays a shot in his direction. #KohliisGangulyLite

 

[Prince EWS]

And two, Ash can always get a wicket when he feels like it

Should definitely be included on the dickheads list then for not getting a wicket every ball. WAC.

 

[Jono]

First of all, Ashwin's no one's 'boy', Jono, because not every fan has to have respect that has homoerotic undertones.

And two, Ash can always get a wicket when he feels like it, while Kohli will be wishing he doesn't have a catch coming his way every time a batsman plays a shot in his direction. #KohliisGangulyLite

I've said it before, you were way more fun when you did pot.

 

[Shri]

Should definitely be included on the dickheads list then for not getting a wicket every ball. WAC.

He just doesn't want to be disrespectful to Murali, the one true offie, obviously.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Really want Latham to ton up here.

 

[Jezroy]

Really want Latham to ton up here.

Double ton up would make it interesting

 

[Jezroy]

I know it won't happen, but 80 odd runs for no wicket in the last session would be nice

 

[vcs]

I know it won't happen, but 80 odd runs for no wicket in the last session would be nice

It will be 100+ if wickets don't fall.

 

[Jezroy]

That would be fine as well