***Official*** Australia in New Zealand 2016

[Gob]

At least the GOAT hasn't taken a wicket yet. That's a good thing.

Well they did not slog at him

 

[Gob]

hahaha Kiwidictator is viewing this thread

 

[Hurricane]

Williamson + Anderson + Watling to do a Baz + Neesham + Watling.

I don't have high hopes with the way it is reversing. Some of those forward defensive prods Kane played were truly top draw shots.

I also don't think Cory has a 3rd gear and that is precisely the gear that is needed tomorrow.

Still anything can happen. And if we can reach 135 for only 4 down - then it is not impossible we could set them 150 to win.

A target like 150 would be a test since the NZ bowlers will launch a leg theory blitzkrieg from the 10th over onwards. Look for Henry in particular to be talked into going short over night.

 

[Skyliner]

i prefer "princess flem" thanks

also i model my melodrama on your example

The truth is I hardly ever post and when I do it's like wack-a-mole. Fem pops up and has a chip.
Jord: you might as well pack it in. Unless you are prepared to mirror yourself on other posters and become a carbon copy you are just going to be a target. I'd recommend you start working one or other of 'spud', 'so gun', 'WAGner' , 'agribusiness' etc into every post.
Do not be overly earnest and state bold opinions. That's like a red rag to a bull to 34000+ plus poster for whom this site is their entire life.
On the NZ domestic thread, put the boot into Anton Devcich at every opportunity, whinge about how Wellington cricket can't ever get it right, and make references to obscure and forgotten players. Try and reference Alekcz Days and Lance Dry as much as possible. It's side-splittingly hilarious.
Today I've seen pages and pages of angst and hang-wringing over Southee and Boults bowling. That's melodrama.

 

[Athlai]

i swear this is the first time i've seen you cynical

The second dot was a typo.

 

[Jono]

i swear this is the first time i've seen you cynical

haha surely hard to be positive at 4/-14

 

[Skyliner]

i swear this is the first time i've seen you cynical

A sheep busting out of the pen?

 

[Athlai]

The truth is I hardly ever post and when I do it's like wack-a-mole. Fem pops up and has a chip.
Jord: you might as well pack it in. Unless you are prepared to mirror yourself on other posters and become a carbon copy you are just going to be a target. I'd recommend you start working one or other of 'spud', 'so gun', 'WAGner' , 'agribusiness' etc into every post.
Do not be overly earnest and state bold opinions. That's like a red rag to a bull to 34000+ plus poster for whom this site is their entire life.
On the NZ domestic thread, put the boot into Anton Devcich at every opportunity, whinge about how Wellington cricket can't ever get it right, and make references to obscure and forgotten players. Try and reference Alekcz Days and Lance Dry as much as possible. It's side-splittingly hilarious.
Today I've seen pages and pages of angst and hang-wringing over Southee and Boults bowling. That's melodrama.

Pretty good summary of NZ cricket posting on CW. I'm going to just pretend it was said in an affectionate and playful manner.

 

[Skyliner]

Pretty good summary of NZ cricket posting on CW. I'm going to just pretend it was said in an affectionate and playful manner.

Just like Fems attacks on anyone who doesn't conform are affectionate and playful.

 

[Athlai]

It wasn't cynical it was a whimsical Futurama reference you pricks. Geg would understand.

 

[Jord]

I'm joking. I don't think outside Watling that any of our batsmen including Kane have it in them to grind out against this attack.

 

[Jord]

The truth is I hardly ever post and when I do it's like wack-a-mole. Fem pops up and has a chip.
Jord: you might as well pack it in. Unless you are prepared to mirror yourself on other posters and become a carbon copy you are just going to be a target. I'd recommend you start working one or other of 'spud', 'so gun', 'WAGner' , 'agribusiness' etc into every post.
Do not be overly earnest and state bold opinions. That's like a red rag to a bull to 34000+ plus poster for whom this site is their entire life.
On the NZ domestic thread, put the boot into Anton Devcich at every opportunity, whinge about how Wellington cricket can't ever get it right, and make references to obscure and forgotten players. Try and reference Alekcz Days and Lance Dry as much as possible. It's side-splittingly hilarious.
Today I've seen pages and pages of angst and hang-wringing over Southee and Boults bowling. That's melodrama.

Don't let the buggers get you down mate; let them be petty with their insults and their need to be critical of opinions. Just like their posts and at them and enjoy talking to the others who aren't that way inclined.

 

[Athlai]

Just like Fems attacks on anyone who doesn't conform are affectionate and playful.

Phlegm is a knee jerking, Peter Ingram schooled, Jeets riding, rock loving total and absolute spud. He's a gun and he hates everyone that started supporting NZ since we got decent because his life goal is to become a grumpy old man.

I mean TBF he has lived far too many years in Hamilton to be expected to not yell at strangers,

 

[TheJediBrah]

I think their bowling attack in this match is rubbish, I think their batsmen are the best Top 5 in world cricket at the moment. But Siddle, Patto, Starc, Lyon and Marsh would be the all weather bowling attack in world cricket too considering India have no pace bowlers, England have no spin bowlers and South Africa can't get their best side on the park all together at the moment.

Hazlewood

 

[Flem274*]

Phlegm is a knee jerking, Peter Ingram schooled, Jeets riding, rock loving total and absolute spud. He's a gun and he hates everyone that started supporting NZ since we got decent because his life goal is to become a grumpy old man.

I mean TBF he has lived far too many years in Hamilton to be expected to not yell at strangers,

i hate you too as well tbf

 

[Jord]

Hazlewood

Wouldn't make my XI ahead of those guys unless Marsh is dropped and Nevill bats 6.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Wouldn't make my XI ahead of those guys unless Marsh is dropped and Nevill bats 6.

Hazlewood is pretty much the best bowler in the world atm

Clearly the best in Australia at least

 

[kiwiviktor81]

The fact that you will be rejected and pack-bullied by the Kiwi clique on here, unless you frequently state that any and every Kiwi player is utter **** and that the Kiwi team is utter **** and that they both will always be utter ****, is one of the stranger things I've ever seen on the Internet.

 

[TheJediBrah]

The fact that you will be rejected and pack-bullied by the Kiwi clique on here, unless you frequently state that any and every Kiwi player is utter **** and that the Kiwi team is utter **** and that they both will always be utter ****, is one of the stranger things I've ever seen on the Internet.

don't know how true that is but you're posting prior to this series was far stranger

tell me again about lateral movement

 

[Prince EWS]

The fact that you will be rejected and pack-bullied by the Kiwi clique on here, unless you frequently state that any and every Kiwi player is utter **** and that the Kiwi team is utter **** and that they both will always be utter ****, is one of the stranger things I've ever seen on the Internet.

Nah if anything the likes of CM Punk and jonbrooks get pack-bullied for doing exactly that.

The key is to not be either pessimistically one-eyed or optimistically one-eyed, and most importantly not to be a knee-jerker. Balanced, rational analysis is valued, as is good-natured humour. What a horrible culture we have here at CW.