Cardriff at least had the decency to have inconsistent bounce. More swing too really.Possibly. Was more of a generic statement tbh. People are far too quick to judge wickets without having seen the match unfold for a decent bit. Sure, I'd like to see the ball carry to the slips, but look at Cardiff. That pitch didn't have great carry either, but had a decent test match and a result was achieved easily. As long as the test match doesn't completely die within 2 and a half days, where we get 600 vs 600, I think the pitch is fine. People get too worked up with the lack of bounce=woeful pitch stuff.
Also both sets of batsmen batted somewhat badly. Australia moreso than england, but it was a pitch that should have had more than one century on it. I still had no idea how england lost that many wickets first day with how badly we bowled.