33rd Match - England v Bangladesh (9th March)

[Dan]

WAR GAMESSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss

After this post, I read this post:

yeah i dunno what to say here except that if an american made that mistake it'd be on youtube and we'd all have a good time laughing at it

as 'American Male'. Now I have the song stuck in my head. **** you Jono you ****.

Sledger was nothing to do with it ffs you just brought him up for no reason

Continuing the build to WarGames IMO.

I thought it was pretty poor quality trolling really. Sledger and GIMH are easy bait, and so the "waaaaah" line appears to have reaped dividends, but let's be honest that was the equivalent of a Bangladeshi quick unerringly sticking the ball outside off stump until Bell edges one - embarrassingly easy.

What I'd like to see more of is trolling like pointing out that England managed to lose to effectively a 10 man Bangladesh, given that Kayes was in the team. You need to aim higher, Jono. You need to successfully bait less nippy prey than GIMP and Sledger.

Also, whilst on the subject of nippy, did anyone notice Hussain's over-liberal use of the word nip in commentary yesterday. "Oooh, this Bangladeshi seamer's nipping it about hoping to nip one off the edge - clearly a bit of nip in the air tonight." Methinks Mr. Hussain had nips on the brain.

Schiavone: "HEATH DAVIS IS THE THIRD...erm...FIFTH MAN!"
JR: "BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, HEATH DAVIS! HEATH DAVIS! HEATH DAVIS!"

WarGames 2015:
GIMH, sledger, Furball, Samuel_Vimes and HeathDavisSpeed
vs.
Jono, Agent Nationaux, Pratters, duffer and OverratedSanity

Dan as the special guest referee, obvs.

 

[Zinzan]

Ireland are welcome to Morgan and his average of 2.7 in the last 18 months

Exaggeration His average was 3.45

 

[GIMH]

I've removed all runs scored on a Tuesday as nobody in their right mind counts them

 

[duffer]

@Dan;

AN and Heef included in War Games? Random or is there a backstory?

edit: Spikey hard done by.

 

[Magrat Garlick]

After this post, I read this post:



as 'American Male'. Now I have the song stuck in my head. **** you Jono you ****.


Continuing the build to WarGames IMO.



Schiavone: "HEATH DAVIS IS THE THIRD...erm...FIFTH MAN!"
JR: "BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY, HEATH DAVIS! HEATH DAVIS! HEATH DAVIS!"

WarGames 2015:
GIMH, sledger, Furball, Samuel_Vimes and HeathDavisSpeed
vs.
Jono, Agent Nationaux, Pratters, duffer and OverratedSanity

Dan as the special guest referee, obvs.

idek with this is about but it sounds vaguely Yank and fake

 

[andmark]

idek with this is about but it sounds vaguely Yank and fake

Cricket fans can't ridicule wrestling fans for pre-determined results

 

[Spikey]

@Dan;

AN and Heef included in War Games? Random or is there a backstory?

edit: Spikey hard done by.

dan and his brass ring can get ****ed

 

[duffer]

dan and his brass ring can get ****ed

Yeah, after all that hard work by you and andmark to get over in the wrestling thread, I'd feel hard done by with AN, Heef and Vimes coming into the ME.

 

[sledger]

Cricket fans can't ridicule wrestling fans for pre-determined results

Love this post. andmark WAG

 

[Spikey]

Rubel Hossain is Bangladesh's hero but still on bail over rape claims

Rubel Hossain is Bangladesh's cricket hero and may soon be cleared of rape allegations

 

[Daemon]

Her surname is Happy

 

[Viscount Tom]

First name's Not

 

[cnerd123]

Looks like the WWE caught wind of this thread and decided to join in on the fun

"He's gonna look like England after Bangladesh got a hold of 'em." - WWE commentator JBL can't resist a dig at England when commentating on English wrestler Bad News Barrett

 

[AndyZaltzHair]

Her surname is Happy

Mashrafe, 'I'm happy for Rubel' at the presentation

Apparantly Happy posted happily at social media about Rubel's performance and withdrawn the case

 

[Energetic]

Told you BD had a good chance of beating England. Don't forget they did this in Australian conditions on a pitch which wasn't turning. So you would think on turning pitches in their conditions, Bangladesh would be favourites. Also their pacers looked quicker than England's lol

 

[Sarun]

Get Tredwell the last game. Should have already played in some of the matches.

 

[paulted]

Wish Jimmy A was as good as HE thinks he is. Total poser. Ian Bell is a good TEST player but he's no one day player.

 

[Hurricane]

Mashrafe, 'I'm happy for Rubel' at the presentation

Apparantly Happy posted happily at social media about Rubel's performance and withdrawn the case

This is an important development. I am following this story closely.