33rd Match - England v Bangladesh (9th March)

[irfan]

Bangers gotta keep on Woakes on strike as much as possible

 

[Flem274*]

use a rubel over on woakes. blast him out.

 

[Athlai]

Haven't looked back in the thread but what was the general CW summation of Imrul Kayes getting a game tonight?

I was at work and he was long gone by the time I got home.

 

[sledger]

Chris Jordan to do the biz here.

 

[Athlai]

Please don't **** this up Bangladesh... it's been a while since I genuinely supported you, don't disappoint me

Na **** off. You don't get to jump in only when they're winning.

 

[Spikey]

Just a reminder for y'all that England don't really miss KP from this OD team but they deeply miss Trott and a firing Strauss/Cook

 

[Swingpanzee]

dropped that

 

[Swingpanzee]

oh nvm

 

[wpdavid]

These two ****s are my favourite players in the World Cup. If they get us over the line I'll name my children after them.

I'm pretty confident that you won't have to name either of them Joss or Woaksey.

Appalling, of course, but at least it gets our bunch of no-hopers out of the way rather than spoiling our enjoyment of one of the quarter finals.

Presumably Piers Morgan, KP and co have been filling the Twittersphere with heartfelt admissions that their championing of Morgan's captaincy was not quite the stroke of genius they thought at the time. Why on earth wouldn't you want to bat first instead of setting up any sort of pressurised run-chase?

 

[OverratedSanity]

Na **** off. You don't get to jump in only when they're winning.

You don't know me you ****. Supported them through years of them being complete crap but gave up last year when India became the new endearingly terrible team.

 

[Athlai]

dropped that

Even Chris Harris would've struggled with that one IMO. Just below the knee and hit pretty hard.

 

[Athlai]

You don't know me you ****. Supported them through years of them being complete crap but gave up last year when India became the new endearingly terrible team.

Thats a real sad story and all but naaaaaaaa

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

Everyone likes a good England ****up in ODIs but surely nobody enjoys it as much as Pietersen.

 

[cnerd123]

Mortaza you beast. Love it. Here's a man putting everything on the line to do his country proud. Scores crucial icing runs, bowls in the pressure situations, takes the big wickets, throws his body behind the ball to save runs, and all on a pair of wonky knees.

He's BD's McCullum and Ryan Harris rolled into one. What a legend.

 

[hendrix]

Why on earth wouldn't you want to bat first instead of setting up any sort of pressurised run-chase?

TBF Anderson was swinging it and nicked out a couple early.

 

[Zinzan]

I'm reluctant to even say who I think would be the best chap to come back and lead this England one-day side...

I mean he's more mature now & he would more likely translate his natural arrogance into confidence if he was skipper.

I could just see him building real self-belief in the squad, particularly in a tournament.

 

[Flem274*]

I'm pretty confident that you won't have to name either of them Joss or Woaksey.

Appalling, of course, but at least it gets our bunch of no-hopers out of the way rather than spoiling our enjoyment of one of the quarter finals.

Presumably Piers Morgan, KP and co have been filling the Twittersphere with heartfelt admissions that their championing of Morgan's captaincy was not quite the stroke of genius they thought at the time. Why on earth wouldn't you want to bat first instead of setting up any sort of pressurised run-chase?

if you rely on batting first you suck too much to go far anyway.

england are just being outplayed. individually most of these guys are good players but collectively they're awful. transplant any one of these blokes into a top ODI side and they'd do their job.

 

[GIMH]

 

[Adders]

Under a hundred now boys....

 

[viriya]

Shakib getting milked here.. Still Jordan to come, England still very much in this.