Nasir Jamshed Twitter

[Agent Nationaux]

We need a separate thread for this.

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 10 hrs 10 hours ago
Bloody **** luck. I hit ball in air & find only Pakistani in World Cup who can catch.

#PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 9 hrs 9 hours ago
Phew. Shehzad out too. I gonna sneak into changing room with him. Together we stronger.

#PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 9 hrs 9 hours ago
In changing room everyone already padded up. Even Waqar. But he wearing no trouser. Dr talking to him. I think he have breakdown #PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 9 hrs 9 hours ago
Shehzad take camera out. "This no time for selfie" I say. Tear roll down his cheek. "Me & you no making it to tomorrow" he say. #PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 9 hrs 9 hours ago
If I no appear in 2nd innings please report me missing. Height 6ft1, weight 94kg (97kg if after tea). Suspect - W Younis.

#PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 8 hrs 8 hours ago
"No worry. De Villier score 160 in 10 over" I tell Waqar. Waqar slap me & point at boys. "Where you see De Villier?" he ask. True. #PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 8 hrs 8 hours ago
Grass.

Our player of the tournament so far.

#PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 7 hrs 7 hours ago
Changing room very quiet. Only noise come from Waqar trying to tie rope to ceiling fan. He struggling. Irfan ask if he need help. #PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 6 hrs 6 hours ago
"235. Good score..." Waqar say. All boys say phew & doing hi five. "IN 1973!" he shout & start smashing changing room up. #PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 5 hrs 5 hours ago
Misbah show Irfan photo in tea break & say "My men having your poultry in kidnap. Perform today. Or they are tomorrow's burgers" #PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 3 hrs 3 hours ago
Now Misbah put slip in. This like closing stable door after your buffalo already run off with neighbour donkey. #PakvsZim

Nasir Jamshed @NasirJamshed_ · 3 hrs 3 hours ago
Umar Akmal catch 3 in row! Someone do DNA test. He must be adopted.

#PakvsZim

 

[mintykip]

Hahah these are brilliant. Luckily I'm reading this at home and not out in public

 

[Swingpanzee]

Wafg

 

[OverratedSanity]

Before he went out to bat vs WI: @NasirJamshed_ : I been off field for last 45 over so my conscience clear

And 2 minutes later when he got out: ‏@NasirJamshed_ :Oh pehn di...

 

[jan]

...poultry in kidnap

 

[G.I.Joe]

The art of breaking bad news...

 

[Agent Nationaux]

 

[kiwiviktor81]

Those are genius. I loved the Irfan one.

 

[smash84]

Even DAWN have covered this parody account

Whether Pakistan qualify or not, Nasir Jamshed (parody) wins - Entertainment - DAWN.COM

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Jamshed should be in the team purely for this parody account.

 

[Gnske]

The ceiling fan one steals it so far, top tier stuff.

 

[andmark]

I liked: "4-4? Yes! Equaliser!"

 

[91Jmay]

Wow the 'dew' one.

Amazing.

 

[MW1304]

Best one:

Boult like Wahab with swing, seam, control, accuracy, brain, nice hairline, swing (other direction) & less cash inside jacket.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Afridi and Shehzad love their selfies.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

 

[morgieb]

Brilliant

 

[OverratedSanity]

That's incredible. Best one yet

 

[Xuhaib]

has gone pretty lame with his tweets over the last couple of days. Like many Pakistani batsmen seems to be bottling under pressure.

 

[Xuhaib]

This is one of his best one's yet.

Haris sleeping & his bed start shake suddenly. He scream. We go running. Shehzad get out of the bed & say sorry. He think this Lala's (Afridi) bed