2nd Match - Australia v England

[OverratedSanity]

#BringBackEngland from Australia tbh

 

[Spikey]

#bringbackFreddie

isnt he in the jungle

 

[Cabinet96]

Chris Woakes 6fer v Australia at Brisbane v Steven Finn hattrick v Australia at Melbourne. #Parodythreadideas

 

[wpdavid]

Chris Woakes 6fer v Australia at Brisbane v Steven Finn hattrick v Australia at Melbourne. #Parodythreadideas

I suspect the batting will offer a whole range of parody ideas too.

And I they're right that the pitch will deteriorate, Morgan's decision to field first vs Hussain doing likewise at the Gabba in 2002.
And Woakes vs Hoggard fielding award from the same match, IIRC.

Aus by 200 today?

 

[Antihippy]

Are you kidding?

Who thought it would be a good idea to set off fireworks that cover the ground in smoke?

 

[harsh.ag]

Aussie batting is off the hook right now. If Warner doesn't get you, Finch will. If he doesn't, then Smith will. And if Smith doesn't, Maxwell will. Watson, Bailey, and Haddin just add some more meat. Ridiculous.

 

[WalkingWicket]

This smoke is complete bull****, why the hell are there fireworks when its still light out?

 

[Spark]

whose idea was those fireworks? can barely see the pitch

 

[harsh.ag]

Is this even legal? Why aren't the umpires stopping play?

 

[Neil Pickup]

See, I wasn't sure if this was smoke or more appalling picture quality.

 

[OverratedSanity]

This audio is ridiculous. Who are the two stupid kids screaming after every ball? The **** is this rubbish?

 

[Prince EWS]

Is this even legal? Why aren't the umpires stopping play?

Haha it was stupid but it's not that annoying ffs.

 

[ajdude]

yeah I can barely see the screen on the other side of the ground

 

[Prince EWS]

Who are the two stupid kids screaming after every ball?

Max and Stephanie.

 

[Antihippy]

Damn it looks like it's swinging more than this afternoon.

 

[GIMH]

Just woke up and checked the score. About to switch on. Is this a 60 over game?

 

[Cabinet96]

Faulkner for Marsh and this seam attack is brilliantly balanced.

 

[Johnners]

This audio is ridiculous. Who are the two stupid kids screaming after every ball? The **** is this rubbish?

It's the CH9 taint.

 

[harsh.ag]

Haha it was stupid but it's not that annoying ffs.

Somebody moves behind side screen, all hell breaks loose. Cover the ground in smoke - meh.

 

[Cabinet96]

Should've played Luke Wright. The part-time death specialist.

Heh. I liked that period in 2008 when Collingwood would just always throw the ball to Wright if it went to a tight last over finish, even if he hadn't bowled before.