*Official* Pakistan v Australia in UAE 2014

[Jono]

Misbahstan zindabad

 

[Spark]

marsh really loving his teammates in this test

 

[dermo]

this is farcical, a blight on the nation

 

[Burgey]

Now Hughes drops one. It's like every mediocre **** who keeps getting loads of chances in the squad is having a nightmare at the same time.

Just need Doolan on as a sub to put one down.

 

[Burgey]

Fmd Hughes can't be tired. He's done **** all.

Mind you, you could say the same about a lot of our batsmen who are actually in the XI.

 

[uvelocity]

Good practice, kids. Now its time for the easiest part of any coach's job. The cuts. Although I wasn't able to cut everyone I wanted to, I have cut a lot of you. Siddle is cut. Maxwell is cut. Starc, you're gone. Hughes, I like your hustle. That's why it was so hard to cut you Congratulations, the rest of you made the team!
Except you, you and you.

 

[Spikey]

oh so misbah's getting the record then.

 

[Burgey]

Misbah will beat Ali to a ton if they keep batting.

 

[dermo]

there's no way this games going into day 5, we're a mess

 

[morgieb]

there's no way this games going into day 5, we're a mess

Unless they bat on until tea or something. Even then....

 

[Burgey]

Starceh with the beautiful, flowing action which delivers hittable nude nuts, but at a decent clip.

 

[Jono]

Fastest fifty ever on here

 

[Spark]

that was thoroughly entertaining actually

 

[Burgey]

Can't believe no one has made a faster 50 than that in the whole history of test cricket. Great hitting.

 

[Jono]

Lol what an embarrassment

 

[Fusion]

All the ****s who call him Captain Tuk Tuk have to live with this fact. Awesome!!

 

[Spikey]

glenn maxwell to break the record when we bat.

 

[Burgey]

Gonna BBQ a steak (perfectly cooked as always) and imagine shoving it down Siddle's useless vegan throat.

 

[dermo]

take it all in siddle, it's the last time you'll ever play a test

 

[Jono]

Misbah should buy Siddle a veggie burger