***Official*** India in England 2014

[morgieb]

Shami, you suck while trying to bang it in.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Good first over after lunch that.

 

[cnerd123]

And that should be that for the short ball plan.

 

[Jono]

And that should be that for the short ball plan.

Hopefully not. Ishant should still do it. Shami just didn't do it that well.

 

[Adders]

Good plan by England this. Dohni will pull the plug on this short stuff

 

[OverratedSanity]

FFS this is rubbish.

 

[Spark]

I know I've said it before but God I hate that Unibet ad with Blofield and Swann. Even if you take away the whole bad taste/match fixing aspect of it all, its just such a pretentious pile of ****. Brutal.

I still don't get why Henry Blofeld is still a thing

 

[GIMH]

That's a single bluff. Why do people call this a double bluff.

I know how you feel. This one time, someone referred to inverted commas as quotation marks and I really lost my ****

 

[OverratedSanity]

Get Ishant on from round, surely.

 

[Daemon]

Would back the 2nd half of the English batting to score more than the first. We're still going to lose.

 

[Jono]

Alright either do this properly or stop it.

 

[OverratedSanity]

Well, atleast with the short ball plan, if we do lose, we'll lose quickly

 

[Viscount Tom]

Is it Blofeld or Blofield which is the Bond villain?

 

[flibbertyjibber]

20 gifted runs in 2 overs might be vital in the game.

 

[Spark]

This is village

 

[hendrix]

Apologies. Should proof read more before I post.

I'm just being a ****

 

[Spark]

Is it Blofeld or Blofield which is the Bond villain?

Blofeld

 

[morgieb]

More short ball stuff?

We need a facepalm smilie IMO.

 

[uvelocity]

its the battle of whos the worst captain with the worst bowling attack in world cricket

too close to call a winner

 

[King Pietersen]

This is England-esque tactics. Scrape a wicket with a plan, and then stick to it religiously for the next hour despite it quite clearly not working.