things less painful than danny morrison's commentary

[Spark]

i suspect this will be quite a list.

 

[Jono]

Jade Dernbach's bowling to England fans.

 

[Neil Pickup]

Performing root canal surgery on yourself solely using forceps dipped in hydrochloric acid.

Piers Morgan: the full, unabridged life story - the audiobook (read by Mark Nicholas)

The retreat from Jalalabad.

 

[BoyBrumby]

Watching The X Factor.

Seeing Arsenal play one of the top four away.

Graham Norton.

Castrating oneself with rusty barbed wire.

 

[Furball]

What's worse, Dernbach's bowling or ESPNStar's production values and choice of commentators?

Jade Dernbach's bowling to England fans.

I want royalties. From you and Spark.

 

[BeeGee]

Coating your sack in honey and dipping your nuts in a nest of fire ants, while simultaneously connecting battery terminals to your nipples and giving yourself a shave with a cheese grater.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Being told by the automated voice that you are the 50th person in the telephone queue.

Ramiz Raja's commentary

 

[Zinzan]

Piers Morgan: the full, unabridged life story - the audiobook (read by Mark Nicholas)

Magnificent ^

 

[Dan]

Jono's posting.

 

[Jono]

Hey, I bought you chips at the cricket!

 

[hendrix]

Piers Morgan: the full, unabridged life story - the audiobook (read by Mark Nicholas)
.

excellent

 

[Furball]

Hey, I bought you chips at the cricket!

Clearly he's taken that into consideration.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Hey, I bought you chips at the cricket!

Hey. Where were my chips?!?

Anyway, Danny Morrison is infinitely better to listen to than Mark Nicholas commentating on Australia.

 

[YorksLanka]

yes whilst preparing for the numerous virtual slap sthat are probably coming my way, i have to say i dont mind his commentary as he just makes me think wtf?i much prefer his to the indians apart from Harsha Bogle who is the only one of them i find to be balanced and not totally with Kohli ( and no, i am not saying he is not a very good player, i just get bored of the "i want a poster of him above my bed" comments on him from the others )

 

[Jono]

Hey. Where were my chips?!?

This was on day 1 when you pissed off for a couple of hours at lunch.

 

[Dan]

Hey, I bought you chips at the cricket!

Hey, I said it was less painful than Danny Morrison's commentary. It is a compliment, just a very, very faint one.

And yeah, I owe you a beer (or chips) for that.

 

[Jono]

yes whilst preparing for the numerous virtual slap sthat are probably coming my way, i have to say i dont mind his commentary as he just makes me think wtf?i much prefer his to the indians apart from Harsha Bogle who is the only one of them i find to be balanced and not totally with Kohli ( and no, i am not saying he is not a very good player, i just get bored of the "i want a poster of him above my bed" comments on him from the others )

Why only settle for a poster. Want the real thing!

 

[Adders]

So let me get this straight, a bunch of you met up for multiple days of a test match and all Jono spotted for is a bucket of chips?? WAFC.

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

This was on day 1 when you pissed off for a couple of hours at lunch.

Ah yes. I went to get drunk instead. Must have been the company, of course.

 

[Jono]

So let me get this straight, a bunch of you met up for multiple days of a test match and all Jono spotted for is a bucket of chips?? WAFC.

I offered to get beers plenty of times but the guys weren't keen.

Then I tasted their "Tui" beer and understood why.