***Official*** India in New Zealand 2013/14

[benchmark00]

Apparently it seems unlikely that it was aimed at Zaheer and more likely self directed.

 

[Spikey]

thats why he said slap me baby

 

[benchmark00]

Hard to cop this sort of posting from Spikey. So rough.

 

[Spikey]

slap me if you dont like it

 

[G.I.Joe]

Shameful: Ishant Sharma abuses Zaheer Khan on the field - Thatscricket

Translate someone?

Bhenchod, ghisi piti bowling ki maa chod raha hai, bhen ka lauda

 

[G.I.Joe]

Lolling pretty hard at that. Even Ishant admits his bowling sucks.

 

[benchmark00]

Now translate it into Portugese.

 

[G.I.Joe]

Now translate it into Portugese.

Nah.

English - Sisterlover, motherloving up the crappy bowling, sister's penis.

 

[Prince EWS]

Nah.

English - Sisterlover, motherloving up the crappy bowling, sister's penis.

 

[Howe_zat]

Poetry.

 

[NasserFan207]

NZ are top 4 sides in the world, limited overs and tests.

Hopefully this inspires SL, WI, Bangers and Zimbos a bit

 

[Flem274*]

i think that might be overdoing it a bit. need to see if they can play away from home and not be 2/30 every game first.

only south africa and australia scare me playing at home though. i back nz to at least draw everyone else.

 

[vandem]

Following on from Bahnz's post team of the series
...

Ishant shades Wagner as bang-it-in 3rd seamer.

3 of the 4 openers failed, so looking around the dressing rooms to see who else can open ....

Need a spinner who can take test wickets.

Dhawan
Watling
Williamson
Kohli
McCullum *
Rahane
Dhoni +
Southee
Sharma
Boult
Ojha !

12th Shami

 

[NasserFan207]

Outside of Australia/SA, noone is objectively better than NZ right now. India/England arguably about equal, but I prefer NZ. Love the balance of their side, age-wise as well as skill-wise.

 

[smash84]

i think that might be overdoing it a bit. need to see if they can play away from home and not be 2/30 every game first.

only south africa and australia scare me playing at home though. i back nz to at least draw everyone else.

Didn't we beat you guys last time we were in NZ? (2012?)

 

[Flem274*]

you beat this mess of a team 1-0
1st Test: New Zealand v Pakistan at Hamilton, Jan 7-9, 2011 | Cricket Scorecard | ESPN Cricinfo

I think you would certainly be a good chance to beat us at home, but I'd be equally confident we could beat you. In the UAE we'd be stuffed though because we don't have a spinner.

 

[Furball]

Outside of Australia/SA, noone is objectively better than NZ right now. India/England arguably about equal, but I prefer NZ. Love the balance of their side, age-wise as well as skill-wise.

New Zealand's batting's still a bit rubbish though.

 

[Dan]

Find 2 decent openers and it wouldn't look too bad at all.

 

[Second Spitter]

Somebody should get Andrew Symonds on the phone to ask his thoughts on Brendon McCullum.

 

[smash84]

you beat this mess of a team 1-0
1st Test: New Zealand v Pakistan at Hamilton, Jan 7-9, 2011 | Cricket Scorecard | ESPN Cricinfo

I think you would certainly be a good chance to beat us at home, but I'd be equally confident we could beat you. In the UAE we'd be stuffed though because we don't have a spinner.

Fair enough. I think you guys could certainly beat us if you prepare a green track. Our batting has consistently been going downhill for some time. Although if the track is anything other than a seamer's paradise I would back us to win.