***Official*** India in New Zealand 2013/14

[KiWiNiNjA]

Yeah, the Guptill go slow is gonna lose NZ this game, like it did the first two games of the series.

 

[Athlai]

I wonder what this match is doing for Guptill's median.

#thebigquestions

 

[Bahnz]

Guptill's median now higher than Ryder's for this series. Obviously the superior batsman.

 

[Dan]

Enough with the suicide/depression jokes. They're completely insensitive and not funny in the slightest.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

But what's his interquartile range?

 

[Athlai]

Guptill in for a big one today. Chuck all your money on him. Everybody.

 

[Blocky]

Big one of what? Dot balls? He's already faced five overs of dots out of 16.1 total overs. ****ing horrible.

 

[Athlai]

Big one of what? Dot balls? He's already faced five overs of dots out of 16.1 total overs. ****ing horrible.

You're right we should S.O.S. Pinga and see if the umpires would let us sub him in mid innings.

 

[Zinzan]

Not ruthless enough New Zealand. If it wasn't for some gifted extras we'd be lucky to going at 4 runs per over. Playing right into India's hands here. Does Guptill ever use his feet to the spinners incidentally?

 

[Flem274*]

Blocky only signs in when Guptill's strike rate drops below a certain number.

 

[Blocky]

He needs to hit out or get out, these innings are putting constant pressure on our other batsman to hit the required runs off less balls. We've been fortunate enough that we've done that, but Williamson isn't looking as fluent here and Guptill is playing his same old ****ty "I have no clue what I'm doing or where the ball is going off my bat"

 

[Flem274*]

You're right we should S.O.S. Pinga and see if the umpires would let us sub him in mid innings.

awta. he would see to these ****s.

 

[Zinzan]

last 5 overs 16 runs

 

[Blocky]

Blocky only signs in when Guptill's strike rate drops below a certain number.

His run rate isn't the issue, his lack of ****ing rotation is.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Blocky only signs in when Guptill's strike rate drops below a certain number.

It's official, Blocky is Bizarro Sandra Bullock.

You can't stop posting once Guptill's strike rate drops below 55!


Which makes Martin Guptill a bus?
Is Kane playing the role of Keanu? He's only missing the "u".

So many questions.

 

[Athlai]

He needs to hit out or get out, these innings are putting constant pressure on our other batsman to hit the required runs off less balls. We've been fortunate enough that we've done that, but Williamson isn't looking as fluent here and Guptill is playing his same old ****ty "I have no clue what I'm doing or where the ball is going off my bat"

Yeah Guptill definitely put pressure on Ryder and he's the one going slow here not Williamson. Some good calls.

I'm sure NZ haven't been constantly playing with the tactic of ticking away and launching with our massive striking lower order in every game this serious. I probably just imagined it.

 

[Zinzan]

Blocky only signs in when Guptill's strike rate drops below a certain number.

To be fair, he's 100% on the money. It infuriates me watching Gupitll play out as many dot-balls as he does with no sense of urgency whatsoever.

 

[Bahnz]

It's official, Blocky is Bizarro Sandra Bullock.

You can't stop posting once Guptill's strike rate drops below 55!

So you're basically saying he can't stop posting.

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

Obviously I haven't thought this through......


More questions
Who plays Temurera Morrison's character in the sequel?

 

[KiWiNiNjA]

So you're basically saying he can't stop posting.

Yeah, otherwise Dennis Hopper will blow him up.