*Official* Tennis Thread

[Jono]

practically a no-risk call.

A real benchmark00 special

 

[benchmark00]

They all look no risk in hindsight when I get everything correct.

 

[Jono]

By predicting every result may happen, you are indeed always correct.

 

[NUFAN]

The little nugget has started this match sensationally!

 

[Jono]

wow

 

[benchmark00]

Hey n00fers:

 

[Magrat Garlick]

Gnarly and Wookie (© SBI) also in finals

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

I just recovered from a three-day Amanda Coetzer fuelled masturbation session, and now I have to see the phrase Pocket Rocket again?!

See you guys at Roland Garros.

 

[NUFAN]

Hey n00fers:

Wow Citeh bought Heart, thanks Bench.

They mentioned Coetzer during Cibulkova's match. I'm gutted I didn't put a couple of dollars on the best pocket rocket of all time.

 

[Riggins]

Whose Berdych's chiKa.

 

[Jono]

Let's go Stan, take this 4th set tiebreak.

 

[ajdude]

Let's go Stan, take this 4th set tiebreak.

nice subtle mention of what set it is. you're so cheeky :3

 

[Jono]

Berdman, epic choke. Stan has to take this now.

 

[Burgey]

Like North Melbourne, Berdych narrowly wins only one quarter of a big match against a top eight opponent.

 

[ajdude]

what a guy, seriously

of course he'll lose in the final ala baghdatis, tsonga

 

[benchmark00]

Like North Melbourne, Berdych narrowly wins only one quarter of a big match against a top eight opponent.

Might want to check your stats there bro.

 

[Jono]

Haha Stan, to Fed re two Swiss making the final: "for you its normal, for me its not normal"

WAG. Saw him last Sunday, gonna see him this Sunday at the final too

 

[ajdude]

how about the coach getting some lip action off stan's wife?

 

[Burgey]

Might want to check your stats there bro.

always good to get a nibble

 

[Burgey]

Haha Stan, to Fed re two Swiss making the final: "for you its normal, for me its not normal"

WAG. Saw him last Sunday, gonna see him this Sunday at the final too

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