List of England cricketers who shouldn't be prevented from re-entering the motherland

[andyc]

Only one ton for the English in the series then. Is that a record in a 5 match series?

 

[Mark68]

I think Andy Flower should stop off on the way back for some rest and recuperation. In Baghdad.

 

[fredfertang]

I think Andy Flower should stop off on the way back for some rest and recuperation. In Baghdad.

perhaps a little harsh, but he should certainly fall on his sword now

 

[Zinzan]

Piers Morgan

 

[GIMH]

Piers Morgan

Should never be allowed back on England under any circumstances

 

[Coronis]

Stokes and Broad. Carberry closer than Anderson tbh.

 

[Son Of Coco]

Yeah, I lay blame on only one person......the team mechanic. In England we were stuck in 3rd gear, down here we haven't got out of first........fix the ****ing transmission FFS.

I think the main problem is England has been preoccupied with changing gears and haven't realised it's an automatic.

 

[nexxus]

Erm, surely you have to let them all back in, otherwise how would you lynch the ne'er-do-wells.

 

[wpdavid]

Only one ton for the English in the series then. Is that a record in a 5 match series?

IIRC England didn't manage even one ton in the 1972 Ashes.
Still drew though.


And I'm struggling to remember a ton in the 5-0 drubbing in the Caribbean in 1986.

 

[Fuller Pilch]

You do realise that you shouldn't write "Stokes" and "Motherland" in the same sentence.

"Christchurch; that's in England" etc


Incidentally, Stokes or Corey Anderson - two 22 year-olds from Christchurch; who'll have the better career?

 

[theegyptian]

That's funny because I don't see too many indigenous players in the current NZ team. Looks pretty european to me.

 

[wiff]

Are Lancashire and Yorkshire considered parts of England? Not to mention Northumberland, Cumbria and Durham.

 

[MW1304]

Zinzan's staunch defence of Piers Morgan is one of the more bizarre things to have happened on CW recently.

 

[hendrix]

That's funny because I don't see too many indigenous players in the current NZ team. Looks pretty european to me.

Is Europe in England?

I suppose we could all try and piss off back to Hawaiki but I hear the US isn't too keen on immigration. Taiwan, maybe? hmmm.