*Official* Fifth Test at the SCG

[Zinzan]

Johnson 37 wickets @ 13 - not the worst return for a 5 test series

 

[Spikey]

Great thing about them already singing the team song is that Clarkeh can hit the harbour by 7pm

 

[benchmark00]

Series of taste.

 

[Viscount Tom]

Maybe it was all just a cunning plan to make sure the Aussies pick players for another 5 years perhaps we can hold onto the hope the pulled a Ricky Sharma.

 

[Spikey]

fuuu steve smith doing an interview now suggests he may not get man of the match

 

[Zinzan]

Wonder if that's a first a team has has an unchanged XI for a 5 test series, no injuries, no horses-for-courses selections.

 

[Spikey]

Monty Panesar does not seem to be having much success on and off the field. According to a report from British tabloid the Daily Mirror, Panesar had his advances on phone dating app Tinder, spurned by an American backpacker just hours after England slumped to a humiliating defeat in Melbourne.

Monty Panesar struggling to find form on and off the pitch

 

[Riggins]

Smithy is gonna clean up tonight.

 

[Jono]

Amazing scenes.

 

[ajdude]

hey slats he's had that baggy green for like 3 years. i ****ing hope it's his

 

[Ausage]

5-3.

 

[benchmark00]

Yessssssss Rad!!!!

 

[Shri]

Maybe it was all just a cunning plan to make sure the Aussies pick players for another 5 years perhaps we can hold onto the hope the pulled a Ricky Sharma.

No hit will take that as a compliment.

 

[uvelocity]

oh and you can have the one dayers england

 

[Ruckus]

england need a total revamp

 

[Crazy Sam]

They should burn carberry's broken bat in the presentation for a new set of ashes. Maybe chuck in cook's captaincy handbook as well.

 

[ajdude]

Monty Panesar does not seem to be having much success on and off the field. According to a report from British tabloid the Daily Mirror, Panesar had his advances on phone dating app Tinder, spurned by an American backpacker just hours after England slumped to a humiliating defeat in Melbourne.

Monty Panesar struggling to find form on and off the pitch

@hazzle_dazzle

 

[Tangles]

Harris: "I'll do anything to play in this team".

 

[FaaipDeOiad]

There we go, no England player scored 300 runs for the series. Has to be close to a first.

Nope, same thing happened to India vs England in 1959. Oh well.

 

[Spikey]

hey slats he's had that baggy green for like 3 years. i ****ing hope it's his