***Official*** Australia in India 2013 Short formats

[benchmark00]

Nah this is ****ed. Grabbing a knife.

 

[Hurricane]

I'm living for no reason other than to see Pavel Bure's number retired tomorrow.

As you know may or may not know I used to live in Vancouver. Bure was a bit of a night club fiend. The story that amused me was apparently a girl who was a friend of my room mate was picked up by him - after chatting her up he took her back to his place which was some penthouse on Granville Island. She goes into washroom to freshen up and when she comes out he is sitting in the lounge with his back turned to her on a leather chair. Then he swivels the chair around to face her and he is doing that thing with his hands where you press all your fingers tips of each hand together like you are thinking deeply. And he says to her in a thick Russian Accent "So do you like porn", And she was like "not really" and left immediately.

 

[Spikey]

as you know may or may not know i used to live in vancouver. Bure was a bit of a night club fiend. The story that amused me was apparently a girl who was a friend of my room mate was picked up by him - after chatting her up he took her back to his place which was some penthouse on granville island. She goes into washroom to freshen up and when she comes out he is sitting in the lounge with his back turned to her on a leather chair. Then he swivels the chair around to face her and he is doing that thing with his hands where you press all your fingers tips of each hand together like you are thinking deeply. And he says to her in a thick russian accent "so do you like porn", and she was like "not really" and left immediately.

wag

 

[benchmark00]

What a man.

 

[Cabinet96]

Surely I'm not the only one who was expecting that Sharma slice to be out instead of six? Swear no one seems to get caught on the boundary these days. Genuinely only seen one or two this series.

 

[Daemon]

@shri - you can't claim zol. He's been mine since the games against NZ A. Even got kippax to give me some exclusive vids.

 

[benchmark00]

Good boy Moz.

 

[Cabinet96]

Surely I'm not the only one who was expecting that Sharma slice to be out instead of six? Swear no one seems to get caught on the boundary these days. Genuinely only seen one or two this series.

Would help if they caught the chances obvs.

 

[benchmark00]

Australia's bowling hasn't been all that sloppy, and considering I know for a fact India's will be, I think Australia are not without a good chance provided it's not over 350.

But that's with Watson batting.

 

[Shri]

@shri - you can't claim zol. He's been mine since the games against NZ A. Even got kippax to give me some exclusive vids.

Here's hoping you die in a fire asap then. Zol will be our precious! Ours!

 

[benchmark00]

Dhawan's monkey doing Gangnam Style.

 

[Shri]

Sharma 200 on the cards?

 

[Furball]

How is Rohit only just striking at over 100 when he's hit about 68 sixes?

 

[Cabinet96]

Sharma 200 on the cards?

If he doesn't die of exhaustion maybe.

How is Rohit only just striking at over 100 when he's hit about 68 sixes?

Not enough clever cricket (getting singles after boundaries).

 

[Shri]

Superb drive.

 

[benchmark00]

omg that dancing.

 

[dermo]

ftr if Watson cant play the first test and the selectors feel it absolutely necessary to pick another all rounder, i'd be picking Henriques > Fawkner

 

[Furball]

Maxwell is a spud.

 

[Cabinet96]

India well placed to get the 325 they're aiming for.

 

[benchmark00]

Hey a Yorker wide of off stump doesn't go for six.