***Official*** Australia in India 2013 Short formats

[Spikey]

oh what a catch! what fielders this team has!

 

[dermo]

**** off Sharma you absolute ****, bows and fields like **** for 49 overs then gets a cheap wicket at the death and starts doing the stare WAC.

 

[Burgey]

you just remind him that even steve smith made a first ball duck once

Had to leave the field from umpiring to "counsel" him as he decided to throw his bat after he got out. Twice.

 

[Burgey]

They're talking about the bloke timing his leap there for that catch, but I don't actually know that he jumped at all

 

[dermo]

cop that sharma you absolute ****

 

[Burgey]

McKay! When Retards Attack!

 

[Spikey]

on no your son turned into shane watson. was he out LBW?

 

[NUFAN]

Fancy a bowler not going for the second run there just to protect his ****ing batting average. I suppose it was against the best fielding unit the world has ever seen so he had no chance.

 

[ajdude]

amount of ciggies finch has had since his dismissal

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[Burgey]

on no your son turned into shane watson. was he out LBW?

Nah, nicked off to gully. Wasn't happy with him at all tbh. Gave him a massive bake. "It's how you react to these things that's the measure of you" blah blah blah. Told him if he does it again he won't be playing.

Lesson learned.

Then went off to my game and sledges the **** out if an utter **** on the other side.

Do as I say, etc.

 

[Burgey]

Foxtel commentators refusing to give any credit to Bailey for his knock. Praising Maxwell's knock for getting us to 300 ffs.

Pack of arseholes.

 

[TheJediBrah]

Brilliant cameo by Maxwell to back up a classic Finch opening. McKay to strike a good 20 not out and take a bundle to round off a good Australian performance.

Should have sent McKay in earlier. Much underrated batsman.

Hughes
Finch
Maxwell
McKay
Watson
Bailey
Voges
Faulkner
Johnson
Haddin

^would have been a better batting order.

5 wickets each to McKay and Maxwell here. Unless Finch nabs 1 or 2 with his handy left-arm spin. Or Maxwell pulls off one of his brilliant run outs.

 

[benchmark00]

Foxtel commentators refusing to give any credit to Bailey for his knock. Praising Maxwell's knock for getting us to 300 ffs.

Pack of arseholes.

Fleming said he could get a baggy green ****, what more do you want?

 

[Burgey]

You do know you aren't funny, dont you mate?

Edit: The pro-Victorian dickhead, I mean

 

[TheJediBrah]

You do know you aren't funny, dont you mate?

Edit: The pro-Victorian dickhead, I mean

starting to see it, thanks

 

[Burgey]

Fleming said he could get a baggy green ****, what more do you want?

After my initial comment ****.

Which he obviously read and decided to make amends.

 

[Spikey]

how come fleming hasnt jumped ship yet

 

[Burgey]

Good to see the Fox editors including Warne referring to Watson as "Shane Warne" in the highlights package.

 

[Manee]

I think this tour has to be the one in which we discard Ishant Sharma for the time being. With Indian bowlers, we settle for bowlers being accurate or wicket-taking. Ishant Sharma is neither - bowling wide and short at 130kph. As much as it pains me to say it, Unadkat has earned an opportunity as a promising death bowler. Shami Ahmed has earned an opportunity off the back of a good run for India A and doing well when he played for India.

And FFS, regarding the slower ball. It is just not worth it unless you are going to bowl it straight; the risk reward of "MISS, SIX, MISS, SIX" just isn't good enough!

 

[OverratedSanity]

I loathe Dhoni for his ridiculous field changes which are basically "Oh the batsman hit the ball there, ok let's move a fielder there immediately". But this time it actually worked... Genius