*Official* Fifth Test at The Oval

[GIMH]

Game over.

 

[NUFAN]

Here's James "You should play test cricket in the attacking spirit I always have in my three day career" Faulkner into the attack.

Forkers was just a little nervous on test press conference debut. He did say a few times that they have every right to do what they want, I think he was just saying what most of the fans were thinking.

 

[Ruckus]

Fmd what is it with these blokes not picking up the short ball this series? Been loads of it from both sides.

Yeah so good. A man for any wicket. My love for Harris has always been strong, but it's approached mild ***ual arousal during this series.

 

[Spikey]

Just want to re-iterate the obvious; picking Faulkner is so ****.

the worst thing is he could pick up a couple of cheap slog wickets and finish with a good average

 

[Top_Cat]

God, this situation has Prior 134* written all over it.

 

[Adders]

At what stage can they/will they call it game over??

Wanna see the presentations but ****ed if I'm staying up till 3am for them.

 

[Son Of Coco]

At least it looks like it's going to be entertaining for however long Prior is in there. Would expect Swann and Broad to have a go too.

 

[Cabinet96]

God, this situation has Prior 134* written all over it.

Indeed. Strong attack and all.

 

[Cabinet96]

At what stage can they/will they call it game over??

Wanna see the presentations but ****ed if I'm staying up till 3am for them.

Think it's an hour before close, so 6pm UK time.

 

[social]

Just want to re-iterate the obvious; picking Faulkner is so ****.

Why?

He was last man standing amongst the bowlers and none of our proven batting failures did anything to justify selection

I'm sorry but **** Hughes and Khawaja - if they think a 30 average is good enough to warrant selection then they should move to Bangladesh

 

[Maximas]

Why?

He was last man standing amongst the bowlers and none of our proven batting failures did anything to justify selection

I'm sorry but **** Hughes and Khawaja - if they think a 30 average is good enough to warrant selection then they should move to Bangladesh

Then call another batsman into the squad ffs

 

[Top_Cat]

Jesus.

 

[NUFAN]

Yes Forkers!!!

 

[Spikey]

Goddamn it Haddin you should have let that go past

 

[Cabinet96]

Typical Bell, doesn't stand up when the team need him. COCO was right.

 

[Howe_zat]

Ah dire.

 

[Maximas]

ha, what a **** wicket first up

 

[morgieb]

Faulkers WAG.

 

[Nate]

Bahaha what a filthy wicket. Nice take by Hads though.

 

[Top_Cat]

Why?

He was last man standing amongst the bowlers and none of our proven batting failures did anything to justify selection

I'm sorry but **** Hughes and Khawaja - if they think a 30 average is good enough to warrant selection then they should move to Bangladesh

Err, there's an A side. Or anyone else currently playing in England. Or he could've not made the squad at all in a perfect world.