*Official* Tennis Thread

[Jono]

Disgraceful from Almagro. And he has form. Mental midget.

 

[Burgey]

I heard he's a Melbourne Uni law graduate.

 

[Jono]

Tony Abbott is from Syd Uni ftr

 

[Burgey]

I didn't go to Sydney Uni

 

[Jono]

Probably because Sydney Uni hadn't been established when you were a student I imagine.

 

[Burgey]

True.

 

[uvelocity]

sydney hadn't been founded

 

[Burgey]

uve displaying the comedic equivalent of Professor Irving Younger's "One question too many".

 

[Jono]

Honestly, Almagro is an embarrassment. Trying to think of bigger chokers in recent times and struggling.

 

[Burgey]

Nadal last year at the Auatralian Open

/trollface

 

[Jono]

What an absolute piece of **** Almagro is. Waste of talent.

 

[Burgey]

Settle down mate. It was the who gives a **** cup.

 

[Jono]

Nah not gonna cop a bloke serving for the match 3 times and not winning. Not gonna cop it at all.

Mind you, David Ferrer, what a ****ing warrior. Played like **** from what I saw (you can't play well and give up your serve as many times as he did) but got the biccies through not being a bottler.

 

[uvelocity]

uve displaying the comedic equivalent of Professor Irving Younger's "One question too many".

If I wanted your opinion, I'd shove my hand up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet

 

[Johnners]

Novak, wafg.

 

[benchmark00]

In 2010 i saw my boi Luczac give Berdych a lesson in Sydney. Was most glorious.

 

[Burgey]

Andy Pandy Have a ****ing Shandy Murray having a whine about scheduling. But presumably not about his draw.

Bringing all the ingrained positivity of the British Isles to his sport is Andy.

 

[NUFAN]

Kuznetsova might not win, I mean it would be a fairly big upset against the number 1 seed, but I have no idea why she was paying $7.00 before the match started.

 

[Jono]

Cos Azarenka is da bomb

 

[NUFAN]

Cos Azarenka is da bomb