*Official* Tennis Thread

[Jono]

Genuinely shocked you didn't respond with a mum joke then. Change of strategy from you.

 

[Burgey]

I don't need to beat off Jono, women aren't repulsed by me, unlike yourself.

Genuinely shocked you didn't respond with a mum joke then. Change of strategy from you.

"I like that from M00peh, he should come to the net more often, even though no serve volleyer has won a Slam doing so since 1998 and he just got passed before he met the service line."

"Yeah I agree Todd".

-Channel Seven, just now.

 

[benchmark00]

Looks a bit cold out on Rod Laver Arena tonight....

 

[Jono]

Like him or not, fans can't have it both ways on Tomic

 

[Jono]

Monfils vs. Dolgopolov tonight could be one of the most hilariously entertaining matches in recent years. Two of the most unorthodox and random players on the tour going toe-to-toe.

 

[benchmark00]

Monfils vs. Dolgopolov tonight could be one of the most hilariously entertaining matches in recent years. Two of the most unorthodox and random players on the tour going toe-to-toe.

Day two of the Open and the boxing analogies are already pouring out...

 

[Jono]

 

[morgieb]

Monfils vs. Dolgopolov tonight could be one of the most hilariously entertaining matches in recent years. Two of the most unorthodox and random players on the tour going toe-to-toe.

I'm betting on 100 UE's and a looonnnggg 5-setter.

Disgusting that Tomic/Mayer and Groth/Wickmayer are on Centre Court tonight.

 

[Johnners]

Doesn't look good for Serena, nasty twist of knee/ankle. Meanwhile, back at the heavyweight matchup between Duckworth & Mitchell.....(ffs ch7)

 

[Jono]

Day two of the Open and the boxing analogies are already pouring out...

back at the heavyweight matchup between Duckworth & Mitchell.....(ffs ch7)

So good from you Johnners

 

[Johnners]

Also, good 'ol Newc, first thing I heard him saying as turned the Tennis one when I got home from lunch was "He was serving & volleying quite a bit, and I though, oh, finally someone who can serve & volley again"

 

[Jono]

Doesn't look good for Serena, nasty twist of knee/ankle.

She won 6-0 6-0 ftr

 

[Burgey]

Benchy used to beating off to the fatties.

She won 6-0 6-0 ftr

.............

 

[Jono]

 

[NUFAN]

I'm betting on 100 UE's and a looonnnggg 5-setter.

Disgusting that Tomic/Mayer and Groth/Wickmayer are on Centre Court tonight.

I can understand Tomic but not the ladies match. I would never get tickets to theron courts in the first week of the tournament, outside courts is where it's at plus MCA you can get into on a normal ticket too.

 

[Jono]

General Pass used to get you into Hisense Arena as well. Those were the days

 

[NUFAN]

That would have been good, I'm going to aim for Aus Open next year, probably just watching, not playing..

My shoe in of the day tomorrow is:
Jerzy Janowicz paying $1.28 vs. Somdev Devvarman. Easy money to be had..

 

[Jono]

That would have been good, I'm going to aim for Aus Open next year, probably just watching, not playing..

 

[Simon]

Not a good start for Tommy in his match vs Niemenen, tbh though he's been in awful form for the last 4 or 5 months so not a surprise.

 

[Johnners]

She won 6-0 6-0 ftr

Did you see the way she was moving after it though? Will be interesting to see if anything comes of it in the next week.