*Official* New Zealand in Sri Lanka 2012

[Flem274*]

This pitch is absolute bore draw filth - no surprises we scored 400 on it.

 

[Grasshopper]

I smell a run out.

 

[Tricia McMillan]

New ball taken after 2 overs? What is this?

 

[straw man]

Wtf is with all these ball changes? I mean, I don't mind if our guys are pushing the umpires hard to give us a new ball every time we want one, but I wouldn't usually expect the umpires to allow it.

 

[Flem274*]

lol at that cat

 

[Tricia McMillan]

I think it's hilarious that the cat didn't seem to even notice the people on the field.

 

[Flem274*]

Randiv is going to do a Harbhajan isn't he?

 

[Bahnz]

Every. ****ing. Time.

 

[straw man]

So where is this going to rank on all-time ****ing annoying tail-end innings vs New Zealand? Jerome Taylor? Harbhajan? Junior Murray?

Oh FFS, where is third slip?

 

[Flem274*]

We're not winning this one. Pitch is not just a road but a Roady McRoad, the number eight is scoring runs like they always do against us, play will cease due to bad light early, and we still have to "bat". See my sig for how that will go.

 

[Tricia McMillan]

So where is this going to rank on all-time ****ing annoying tail-end innings vs New Zealand? Jerome Taylor? Harbhajan? Junior Murray?

Oh FFS, where is third slip?

That's not the first one that's just gone between second slip and gully.

 

[Bahnz]

So where is this going to rank on all-time ****ing annoying tail-end innings vs New Zealand? Jerome Taylor? Harbhajan? Junior Murray?

Oh FFS, where is third slip?

Taylor doesn't want things to be too easy for his bowlers.

Seriously though, it's a very good question. Taylor's captaincy continues to leave me very unimpressed.

 

[Meridio]

Okay, this partnership has moved beyond 'annoying' to '**** off already'.

Also, even if we had third slip in there, he would've dropped it. It's Boult bowling.

 

[Flem274*]

Need a beamer here to unsettle the batsman.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

so typical. We literally can't remember how to win.

 

[Grasshopper]

Southee looks knackered.

 

[straw man]

On this wicket with this little movement, you'd generally expect edges to be thick rather than thin, so I would think third slip very important.

How close was that? Replay please.

 

[Flem274*]

There are going to be so many calls for Milne after Randiv brings up his ton.

 

[Bahnz]

To quote Ben Kingsley in ***y Beast:

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! NO!

 

[thierry henry]

I am going to legit stab someone