***Official*** England in India

[Spark]

Swann, you're a right handed batsman.

 

[Contra]

well some entertainment with Swann

 

[smash84]

haha....not one of PEWS's best analogies

 

[silentstriker]

Lead of 150 would be very very tricky to chase.

 

[Pothas]

Swanneh, another 15 of them and it could get interesting.

Anyway we lost this on the first Innings, pathetic stuff, this pitch is hard to bat on now with the uneven bounce, if we had a few more runs who knows.

At least it is better than UAE, stick to positives and all that.

This innings has shown we should at least avoid humiliation this series.

 

[grecian]

TBF not a bad idea to get down the pitch to the spinners when it bounces it causes problems.

 

[ankitj]

This England tail is so good that it is irritating...

 

[Prince EWS]

So your saying prior to DRS an umpire was like a swimmer without a left arm?

Yep.

 

[centurymaker]

Meh, this is a bit like chopping someone's left arm off and then calling them a poor swimmer.

If these two umpires are retained for the next game, I hope that these two have another pathetic game with the decisions going mostly against England that time so that the biased english fans with rigid views finally realize that these two umpires have indeed been rubbish.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

Pews obviously never watched the Paralympics as some of those swimmers with one arm/no arms were pretty good.

 

[grecian]

At least it is better than UAE, stick to positives and all that.

This innings has shown we should at least avoid humiliation this series.

Well at least we bowled well there.

 

[flibbertyjibber]

If these two umpires are retained for the next game, I hope that these two have another pathetic game with the decisions going mostly against England so that the biased english fans with rigid views realize that these two umpires have indeed been rubbish.

Change the record this one is scratched.

 

[Contra]

This England tail is so good that it is irritating...

yeah really envy England's tail, if it can even be called that, compared to Zak, Ojha and Yadav lol

 

[benchmark00]

Good thinking by Bresnan.

 

[uvelocity]

its like chopping off a swimmers left arm and replacing it with a bionic arm and then taking out the batteries

 

[Spark]

yessss get right forward boys

 

[benchmark00]

Yep.

Well it's a poor analogy.

 

[grecian]

If these two umpires are retained for the next game, I hope that these two have another pathetic game with the decisions going mostly against England so that the biased english fans with rigid views realize that these two umpires have indeed been rubbish.

Not sure what you're getting at here, the umps have had a bad game, but it really hasn't been all for one side.

 

[benchmark00]

its like chopping off a swimmers left arm and replacing it with a bionic arm and then taking out the batteries

No, it would be like chopping off a swimmers left arm and replacing it with a bionic arm and then taking out the batteries, only for the swimmer to be able to grow his original arm back and swim slightly slower than when he had the bionic arm.

 

[benchmark00]

If these two umpires are retained for the next game, I hope that these two have another pathetic game with the decisions going mostly against England that time so that the biased english fans with rigid views finally realize that these two umpires have indeed been rubbish.

Poor post, poor analogy.

Poor foruming all round.