Nufan and 8ank, yeh, that'll do!
Scene 1
Australian Dressing Rooms
Andronicus- I must leave now, for my fair love awaits me and we must sup together this eve.
Polonius- Like **** you will you weak little ****, you'll sing the ****ing song with us all before you go off nancy **** man.
Andronicus- Be calm, my friend in on field battle, but my foe of the dressing room, my beautiful Bingle awaits my arrival, and tonight we dine on food, and on love.
Polonius- **** you you little turd. Sing the bloody southern cross song. If it was good enough for Marshy and Boony, it's good enough for you, metro ****.
Andronicus- I leave now, for she awaits, and time is passing. Farewell, my friends.
Polonius (lunging angrily)- Right, you ****ing little ****, I'm going to choke the **** out of you...
(lights fade. music swells)