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It's Tough Being Me - The Kevin Pietersen Story

LongHopCassidy

International Captain
Frankly, I just hope the day will come when the South Africans will get caught in a bad mood by an Aussie roflstomping and leak the texts just for laffs.

You know, for posterity and ****.
 

honestbharani

Whatever it takes!!!

burr

State Vice-Captain
It's a real shame Pietersen didn't stick it out and play for South Africa. Imagine what a team they'd have with him added to the mix.
 

burr

State Vice-Captain
Smith wouldn't have put up with his **** and kicked his arse & KP would've ran away somewhere.
Ahhh yes, Smith v KP would be epic. Border v KP would be better. 'You f-ing send texts about me mate and you'll be on the next plane back to the Veldt'.
 

benchmark00

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Yeah you couldn't imagine a bloke like Pietersen lasting more than two seconds under a guy like Border.

As you referenced, that time with Craig McDermott, he turned a a bloke from a red headed fiery quick to a little grovelling bitch in 2 seconds. Imagine what he would've done with KP.
 

wpdavid

Hall of Fame Member

MW1304

Cricketer Of The Year
As well as whether he and Swann can be in the same room together.

If Cook could actually sort this out into a reasonable conclusion though, then it isn't a bad way to start off your captaincy reign.
 

MW1304

Cricketer Of The Year
Also where the hell are all these leaks coming from? Don't think I've heard any solid evidence about anything on the issue for a while now.
 

Spark

Global Moderator
Gonna just say very quietly that he's actually quite decent as far as studio analysts go. Good on the technical stuff, good insights, doesn't seem to fall on the platitudes 101.

So he's got his post-England career lined up already :ph34r:
 

vic_orthdox

Global Moderator
Will have to be in the IPL, because I doubt it'll be in the Sky box...

Guess it depends on whether Sky or ECB hold sway over that, but it'd be strange for a guy who was such an outsider to the dressing room to wind up as part of the TV broadcast. Maybe with Boycs then, haha.
 

Furball

Evil Scotsman
Gonna just say very quietly that he's actually quite decent as far as studio analysts go. Good on the technical stuff, good insights, doesn't seem to fall on the platitudes 101.

So he's got his post-England career lined up already :ph34r:
We wouldn't know, as he's not allowed to be on the broadcasts that go out here.
 

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