***Official*** New Zealand in India 2012

[straw man]

We need a bit of luck about now.

 

[Jono]

DRAVID WEARING A SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT.

What the **** is wrong with him?

 

[Pup Clarke]

Dhoni obviously surprised that the ball can bounce up to your waist.

Ooohhh, Dravid. Good stuff.

 

[Athlai]

TAKE THE EDGE BALL. WHY YOU SO AFRAID OF THE BATzz

 

[Jono]

Dravid just said Kohli is India's best batsman.

Suck it haters, suck it so much.

 

[wellAlbidarned]

Time for a Bracewell shooter to clean Dhoni up imo. They're not edging anything ffs

 

[Bahnz]

Gah, Dhoni, almost as big a batting ****tease as Sehwag.

The old second innings collapse did for us afterall.

 

[Ruckus]

TAKE THE EDGE BALL. WHY YOU SO AFRAID OF THE BATzz

it's not superstitious

 

[HeathDavisSpeed]

Dravid just said Kohli is India's best batsman.

Suck it haters, suck it so much.

Not surprised when you guys keep picking Suresh sodding Raina.

 

[silentstriker]

Not surprised when you guys keep picking Suresh sodding Raina.

But...BUT HE HITZ THE BALL FOR SIXEZ IN THE IPL!

 

[Jono]

it's not superstitious

Very good lol.

 

[_Ed_]

Can we hastily arrange a third Test, please?

 

[Ruckus]

Very good lol.

thank you, if I was a standup comedian I'd make sure to open with that one

 

[weldone]

Ross Taylor has underbowled Patel in the 4th innings. You just can't expect your pacemen to win you a game in the 4th innings in India when the target is 250-ish.

 

[silentstriker]

Haha, Dravid says England is the best place but then he doesn't want to piss anyone off so he lists every other country.

 

[Howsie]

Haha, Dravid says England is the best place but then he doesn't want to piss anyone off so he lists every other country.

Bar New Zealand, WAC.

 

[Ruckus]

are Ravi and Doull both going to porn conventions later or something

 

[Jono]

India's best batsman doing the job

 

[straw man]

Ross Taylor has underbowled Patel in the 4th innings. You just can't expect your pacemen to win you a game in the 4th innings in India when the target is 250-ish.

Dhoni is really good against spin though - less so against pace

 

[Manee]

Ross Taylor has underbowled Patel in the 4th innings. You just can't expect your pacemen to win you a game in the 4th innings in India when the target is 250-ish.

Its tough though because Dhoni and Kohli might just take Patel for 15 off an over and that'd be the game at this stage.