Well, it can't go as badly as my dream team is faring. Go me, forgetting to set any emergencies up until this point (and, as of this post, still haven't). Not that it would make much of a difference, mind.
Friday, 1 June (Some Time) St Kilda vs. Richmond Etihad Stadium
Saturday, 2 June (1:45 pm) Geelong vs. Greater Western Sydney Simonds Stadium
Saturday, 2 June (2:10 pm) Hawthorn vs. North Melbourne Aurora Stadium
Saturday, 2 June (2:40 pm) Fremantle vs. Adelaide Patersons Stadium
Saturday, 2 June (7:10 pm) Port Adelaide vs. Carlton AAMI Stadium
Saturday, 2 June (7:40 pm) Essendon vs. Melbourne MCG
Sunday, 3 June (1:10 pm) Brisbane Lions vs. West Coast The Gabba
Sunday, 3 June (3:15 pm) Sydney vs. Western Bulldogs SCG
Sunday, 3 June (4:40 pm) Collingwood vs. Gold Coast MCG
Round 11
Friday, 8 June (7:50 pm) Carlton vs. Geelong Etihad Stadium
Saturday, 9 June (2:10 pm) Richmond vs. Fremantle MCG
Saturday, 9 June (4:40 pm) Gold Coast vs. St Kilda Metricon Stadium
Saturday, 9 June (7:40 pm) Essendon vs. Sydney Etihad Stadium
Sunday, 10 June (4:10 pm) Port Adelaide vs. Hawthorn AAMI Stadium
Monday, 11 June (3:15 pm) Melbourne vs. Collingwood MCG
Round 12
Thursday, 14 June (5:40 pm) West Coast vs. Carlton Patersons Stadium
Friday, 15 June (8:10 pm) Adelaide vs. St Kilda AAMI Stadium
Saturday, 16 June (2:10 pm) Greater Western Sydney vs. Richmond Skoda Stadium
Saturday, 16 June (7:40 pm) Gold Coast vs. North Melbourne Metricon Stadium
Sunday, 17 June (1:10 pm) Hawthorn vs. Brisbane Lions MCG
Sunday, 17 June (4:40 pm) Western Bulldogs vs. Port Adelaide