*Official* English Football Season 2011-12

[sledger]

Kenny doing us a favour by selecting an awful looking eleven. Just need their guys to play like they have been playing all season and Rovers should be out of the relegation zone. Worried about Bellamy and Maxi though. Shame he dropped Carragher to the bench.

Yeah, got to say, that's not the most inspiring team selection I've ever seen. Midfield is absolute bilge. Clearly got his eye on Saturday.

Edit: Ha, oh dear, guess I gave that the kiss of death.

 

[TT Boy]

And two for Maxi. First was assisted by Bellamy as well. Finished.

 

[Eds]

Maxi in scoring back-post tap-in (x2) shocker.

 

[TT Boy]

What a ****ing **** penalty.

 

[Eds]

Those of you not watching Liverpool... watch it. Brad Jones now in goal after Doni red card. Jones saves [awful] penalty. Hilarious.

 

[TT Boy]

Bradley Orr spitting image of Marco Materazzi tonight. Tackles like Marco as well. Championship player, should feel comfortable next year.

 

[TT Boy]

Comeback has started!

 

[Nate]

Haha, this is entertainment at its eye-clawing best. What am I watching?!

Flanagan you absolute muppet. Maxi you babe. Remind us again why he never plays, Kenny?

 

[sledger]

Don't want to jinx it...but....

 

[TT Boy]

Sickening.

 

[GIMH]

Andy Caroll reported as scoring, viewers please confirm

 

[TT Boy]

Great game. Proper bumfight.

 

[Nate]

Again, I have no idea what just happened. We were awful, we were great, we were hilarious.

AndyCarrollIsMyHero!

 

[sledger]

oh noz

 

[Nate]

oh noz

Suck it. Suck it long. Suck it hard.

We are staying up!

EDIT: Can't remember what it feels like to win a game, let alone a close one. Hopes are now up for Saturday.

 

[cpr]

Those of you not watching Liverpool... watch it. Brad Jones now in goal after Doni red card. Jones saves [awful] penalty. Hilarious.

Does that mean Jones in net for the semi.


Toffee's must be ****ing themselves laughing. First time since Kevin Campbell they get a goalscorer and Liverpool present them with the 3rd choice keeper.

That **** Gerrard/Suarez will nick a 1-0 now..

 

[Nate]

Does that mean Jones in net for the semi.


Toffee's must be ****ing themselves laughing. First time since Kevin Campbell they get a goalscorer and Liverpool present them with the 3rd choice keeper.

That **** Gerrard/Suarez will nick a 1-0 now..

All of the above is true.

 

[Pothas]

What a ridiculous game of football, a great watch.

Not that anything any good happened between all the hilarious moments.

 

[Ausage]

Naturally Liverpool find a way to snag a win against us despite doing nothing but finding ways to lose for nearly 2 months and gifting precious points to our rivals. What complete and utter ****s.

Not looking good for us. Swansea, Norwich and Wigan the only games left where you'd think we're a shout at points. Bolton have a much easier run in and a game in hand now though Wigan and QPR both have it pretty tough.

 

[Nate]

<3 you Ausage, but if it's you or QPR, it has to be you. Or we can hope for Bolton and/or possibly Villa to bomb.