***Official*** Australia in the West Indies 2012

[social]

How is there footmarks already? This pitch is as dry as ____ .

The pitches in WI seem to be universally rubbish

I grew up with stories of Bridgetown and Sabina Park being shiny, hard and quick and actually feel a bit sad seeing this dung heap

 

[Spikey]

nah **** you bracken i'm not enjoying this. bring on hussey already

 

[Flem274*]

Bowl a bouncer Siddle.

 

[Spikey]

Ricky Ponting's little seam ups would be effective on this deck. Srs.

i wrote 'bring on hussey already' not knowing skidmark00 had used the same joke moments before. FML.

 

[benchmark00]

Bracken has the voice of a pilot.

"Ahhhhh hello guests, this is Captain Bracken speaking, we are ahhh traveling at 1500m above sea level... the temperature in ahhh Bridgetown is a ahhhh balmy 35 degrees"

 

[Prince EWS]

**** cricket. Will take it though.

 

[SirBloody Idiot]

Haha, how did he fall for that?!

 

[Spark]

that works

i love it when a plan comes together... kind of obvious but w/e

 

[Spikey]

that's how you bowl a bouncer

 

[benchmark00]

Hahahahaha bouncer getting a wicket.

Hey Spikey,

 

[Ruckus]

RYAN ****ING HARRIS z

 

[Spikey]

but seriously this has been the worst 1 hour and 16 minutes of cricket i've seen

 

[Prince EWS]

siddle if you bowl one more ****ing bouncer

 

[Flem274*]

/betterthanIndiamanaged

 

[NUFAN]

 

[Spark]

Hahahahaha bouncer getting a wicket.

Hey Spikey,

was bound to happen once spikey posted

 

[Spikey]

Hahahahaha bouncer getting a wicket.

Hey Spikey,

"siddle if you bowl one more ****ing bouncer". Clearly said Siddle. And really, if you're a top order batsman and you get out to a siddle bouncer just kill yourself.

 

[Riggins]

do they have border control to go between the islands/countries?

 

[benchmark00]

"siddle if you bowl one more ****ing bouncer". Clearly said Siddle. And really, if you're a top order batsman and you get out to a siddle bouncer just kill yourself.

Been giving grief to Harris all day tbf.


Edwards looks like bad news, sort of **** that would tear you from limb to limb then eat your corpse with plum sauce.

 

[Spikey]

do they have border control to go between the islands/countries?

do i look like a foreign affairs expert ****?