***Official*** Pakistan and England in UAE

[Shri]

How can you ever know when 'half' of an innings is over?

More than half the runs of the target scored/5 wickets down.

 

[Spark]

really needs to work on his diving/sliding technique does broad.

 

[Daemon]

More than half the runs of the target scored/5 wickets down.

So you mean the point where England were 5 down at the 29th over in the last game and were all out 9 overs later?

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Why isn't misbah trying Cheema who troubled Strauss in the first test.

 

[Shri]

So you mean the point where England were 5 down at the 29th over in the last game and were all out 9 overs later?

Yes.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

I wake up early in the morning only to put up with Adnan's chirping. Annoying little ****.

 

[Spark]

Streaky way to get there but good captain's knock.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Lead is creeping up. Need wickets. Try the quicks Misbah.

 

[Fusion]

The Captain gets his fifty. Now do us a favor and get out!

 

[Burgey]

So you mean the point where England were 5 down at the 29th over in the last game and were all out 9 overs later?

Yeah, that's half over cos half the side's out.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Review

 

[Daemon]

Yeah, that's half over cos half the side's out.

That's more of halfway through the side rather than halfway through the innings though isn't it. Should be counted by time/overs imo.

Why are discussing this again.

 

[Fusion]

Ooooh review time.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Out. Yesssssss

 

[Flem274*]

Carn Pakistan.

Drop that clown FOREVER.

Even my nan could have played better in this series than the England middle order and she died last week.

RIP

And hello there Geoff. How's that stick of rhubarb going?

**** sake, turn that stump microphone off. Hearing Akmal squeel every ball makes Pakistan matches almost unwatchable.

How is that not a chuck? **** me gently.

Come 'ere

Protecting the opening batsman from strike when you're 6/99.

Good god above.

People compared you to Richard a bit early on, but I think you're actually more like a cricketing version of Maroon_Faithful.

Haha yes!

Cricket's the better for it, I'd say. Stuff this "ooh, the no.1 side isn't as good as the greatest sides ever, woe is me" nonsense. Your top teams are like your main characters in a book, they should be flawed.

awta

Having as many sides as possible within reach of the number one mantle can only be good for the game.

 

[Fusion]

Gone!!!!!!

 

[Flem274*]

Taste it poms.

 

[Daemon]

wow, I'm a ****ing dire umpire. Hawk eye always opposes me on LBWs.

 

[Agent Nationaux]

Hope Swann the lad mis hits it and gets out now.

 

[Daemon]

Swann to do a Rehman now