Right ****s. Seeing as my tipping isn't exactly setting the world on fire I'm going to go out on a limb and go hard.
I'm going for this team to be selected:
Hughes
Watson
Khawaja
Ponting
Clarke
Hussey
Haddin
Johnson
Siddle
Lyon
Cummins
Harris to miss out unfit, Copeland to miss out unfast, and Warner to miss out un****ed.
We'll bat first and Steyn will tear our top order a new one with Hughes, Watson, Khawaja, Clarke and Hussey all failing. Ponting and Haddin will launch the rescue mission though both being undeated with tons at stumps. Haddin will go early on the second day, but Johnson will hang around to support Ponting to his 200, then start to unleash. By tea Ponting will have his top score and Johnson will be powering past his 100. Ponting will go for 270, and Johnson, Siddle and Lyon will throw the bat to take us to 620 and a declaration with 90mins to play.
Clarke will throw MJ the new pill and it's going to swing from the get go. Siddle will join in the fun, Watson will offer support but Cummins will be wayward and surprisingly slow, and Lyon won't bowl. The Saffers will be 7/60 by stumps and Johnson will clean them up next morning for 110 to finish with 7/50, Siddle will have the other 3. After enforcing the follow on Johnson will have his 10-fer wrapped up just after lunch, but Clarke will need to bowl Cummins and Watson for a long spell to rest his 'strike bowlers'. Neither will do much and AB and Kallis will bat the session. Lyon will get on late in the session and go the journey several times as the Kallis tucks into his pies.
First ball after tea, Siddle bowling a lovely full length just on off stump at pace, will get a knick off AB that will fly low towards 1st slip, but Haddin seeing it's not going to carry will dive across and take an amazing chance. That opens the floodgates, and c Haddin, b Siddle sees off 4 more batsmen all to spectacular takes. Johnson cleans up the tail to also get a 5-fer and finish with 12 wickets and an unbeaten 150 to edge Ponting and Haddin for MotM.
All three are treated to a hero's reception upon return to Australia, with an official reception at Kirribilli followed by a ticker-tape parade down George St. Australia's new chairman of selectors will order 3 years worth of team sheets with the names Ponting, Haddin and Johnson prominently set in gilding. The first order of business of the new committee being whether to return Ponting to the captaincy now or wait for the end of the NZ series. Hughes and Khawaja will have their paper's stamped because someone will have to pay for that 47 back at Cape Town (protestations that Khawaja didn't even play in that game will be treated as the pathetic excuse making they so clearly are) and the team needs to look to the future rather than looking back to a dim past when Hughes and Khawaja were the best and most consistent run makers in the Shield.
With Ponting restored to his rightful place as Captain, Haddin surpassing Gilchrist at his peak and Johnson back to being the greatest left arm bowler in the history of angling the ball across the right hander Australia will go on a streak of unbroken series wins to regain the No.1 spot with consecutive 5-0 drubbings of England in the back to back Ashes series when all three will retire acknowledged as amongst the greatest in history.
Finger's crossed.